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Kliff
@kliffisdiff
𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘣𝘦 𝘢 𝘭𝘰𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘧𝘶𝘯. 𝘋𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘮𝘦 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘥. #FERP #MVRP MDNI but relatively sfw
Katılım Mart 2026
10 Takip Edilen9 Takipçiler
" I'm not going to elaborate. It was hard enough to say the first time... "
Subtly, his cheeks are flushed red.
Tobin(🥕)@JUBlLANTLAD
"Whoa hey—" Hand on Kliff's shoulder. "Can we talk it out? You know Im no good at thinking."
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" Figure it out. "
He turns around.
Tobin(🥕)@JUBlLANTLAD
"Nah, I'd be a great husband." Blinks. "What's that supposed to mean?"
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" You'd be the nightmare. I'm just fine. "
...
" But... Sometimes, I find solace in my nightmares. "
Tobin(🥕)@JUBlLANTLAD
"Pfft, more like nightmares. You wouldn't make a good one either."
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@JUBlLANTLAD [comically pulling another phone from his pocket]
hello is this 67
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@JUBlLANTLAD [audibly dialing exactly two numbers]
I absolutely would.
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@kliffisdiff Then you're reading things wrong.
I just wanna spend time with my good bud.
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@JUBlLANTLAD It almost sounds like you *want* me to!
My patience wears quite thin.
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@kliffisdiff Well you haven't now, so I must be doing something right.
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@JUBlLANTLAD Not necessarily a matter of incompetence.
And last time, I had threw a spell at you right about now. That one was just a warning shot.
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@kliffisdiff What?
You don't mean that.
Im not as incompetent as I was years ago.
Last time?
Im not gonna have you touch them.
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@JUBlLANTLAD Please, you're a danger to everybody around. Especially me.
Don't let this be a repeat of last time.
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@kliffisdiff Sounds like you're just ready for any danger!
Nothing dangerous around here, besides these muscles.
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@kliffisdiff [ hooke an arm around Kliff's shoulders ]
Don't get cold feet on me now!
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@kliffisdiff Sounds like an easy way to find out!
Lets get talking!
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If 'hate' is what you would call it, then sure.
I'm just an avid connoisseur of this thing called 'peace and quiet.'
Tobin(🥕)@JUBlLANTLAD
So you hate me You hate Tobin, your good pal.
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