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@klswgg

new mental illness just dropped!

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Acoustic bathroom trip (without my phone)
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Told my mom the CBD gummy she just took was a gateway gummy and now she’s freaking out
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YouTube channel that reviews different Lego sets called “Bricked Up”
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pancake 🌙@bethpankau·
when i say i’m back on my bullshit please know it means i’m addicted to toast again
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When I’m alone on a road trip driving, on aux, navigating, providing the snacks, and exclaiming “cows!” when there’s cows, that’s me being a one-man band that’s a performance
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Use promo code gizzard at checkout
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If you guys don’t have a kick ass summer I swear to fucking god
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Been focusing on myself (tweeting my demented thoughts instead of retweeting other people’s)
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pancake 🌙@bethpankau·
My toxic trait is idk how to pour out of a glass without it dripping down the side of the glass :)
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You were waiting in line for the ice cream truck to spend money on the powerpuff girls ice cream with the bubble gum eyes, I was behind the truck where there was no line inhaling the exhaust fumes for free
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pancake 🌙@bethpankau·
Kelsey thinks my dog is ugly
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Started flossing regularly so if I’m ignoring your texts it’s because I’ve ascended
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I don’t drive 60 mph on lower wacker because I’m running late I do it to pretend I’m in The Dark Knight
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So sick of the “reading makes you smarter” trope. The fuck it does. Do you who can write a book? Anyone. Steve Harvey has 17 books. Dr Phil has 21
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Men love to tell you about “a great little joint nearby” for 35 minutes straight without inhaling oxygen once
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just finished my last day at work
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Whenever I accidentally bite the inside of my cheek while chewing I’m like ok cannibal now that you’ve gotten a taste for human flesh it’s only a matter of time, all we can do now is wait
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