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went to a small get-together last night and the host offered me "hop water" knowing I don't really drink. I got about 1/4 through before I had to tap out. humans were not meant to get this far. Save us, lord meteor.

diet has mostly been that of a midcentury scandinavian infantryman, just graham crackers and tinned fish.

@Predamame also a surprise full-frontal Kenny Moore!

This movie might have been the track and field version of Challengers.

scared about moving to Minneapolis because I feel like I've finally got Fargo wired (every Indian restaurant in town has my order saved)

"what is the ocean but a multitude of drops?"

@antiquenemesis me scrolling furiously to find that incriminating pic of you two together

bagel chips

the ending of The Umbrellas of Cherbourg:

eating carrots and hummus

giedi images

Rylee has been out of town for a few days and the novelty has completely worn off of "I will eat something SO stupid" that I'm actually eating somewhat responsibly now.

I swear my cats stole $20 from me

my favorite thing about getting paid once a month is that all of my spending for 30 days is done in like 7 minutes

everyone should be allowed to make bad art as long as it has something to say

Have been a pretty devoted listener to NPR's Pop Culture Happy Hour for well over a decade and always appreciate their perspective but recent episodes on Saltburn and True Detective S4 have me shaking my head like a dog fresh out of the lake

marriage is great, my life is immeasurably better blah blah blah it's now a crime in my house to eat room temperature pizza

to beef air

wondering if I would have had a better time in my 20s if I pirated movies and consumed alcoholic beverages.

Linus of the Day

go to a nice restaurant, order the duck.