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@RadSadEmoDad Something just doesn’t sit right with me about men being in bands.

When I first read the statement, I was wondering why everyone was mad at them. I thought it was an okay statement. I read it a second time and realized I missed “severity and scope” So this statement is shit and shame on you guys.

@ERGoddessMD Is your corgi chonky too?! I need to put mine on a diet

In the last month I discovered a cut-your-own sunflower field, slid down Virginia’s best natural rockslide, lost 7 lbs, took my oldest to get his learner’s permit, bought a timeshare, read The Overstory (which is now my fav book), & put my corgi on a diet. #ImBackBitches 💃🏼

The sexual tension between you and the food in your passenger seat on the drive home.

hey google, how to not require constant reassurance

And if you’re already on only fans or you’re curious about starting one- GET THAT BAG BABY 💸 I will support you 100%. I hope your experience was better than mine. Anyways. That’s my spiel.

There’s something to be said about supporting ethical porn and content rather than giving your money or views to a large (and evil) corporation who routinely exploits sex workers *cough, cough* we’re looking at you P#RNHUB 👀

Today I quit Only Fans for good and OMG it feels like a weight has been lifted off my shoulders

@Shlayer_H Uhhhh if you hate your doctor, get a new one!! Trust me there are plenty out there and you deserve a doctor who will motivate and excite you to take care of yourself!

You know if I call my doctor it’s bad..... I hate talking to her. I hate appointments. But sometimes you gotta put your health in front of your fears.

Lol dudes will scream “slob on my knob” word for word and crying abt WAP 😂 bye lil boy