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@tomandlorenzo Are you watching this show? Would love to hear your take on it.

The stars of Netflix's #KAOS seemed to be having a fine old time of it at the series premiere (click for more) tomandlorenzo.com/2024/08/netfli…

@katiedimartin Both look pretty good except for a big stupid ruffle where you don’t want one

Episode 1 of “Yacht Rock” premiered on Channel 101 on this day in 2005. Created by JD Ryznar, Lane Farnham and Hunter Stair, the series also included co-producer Dave Lyons and host “Hollywood” Steve Huey. It coined the phrase “yacht rock” and rekindled interest in the genre.

@tomandlorenzo Just cancel the carpet and give us the glambot!

F**k this champagne carpet. What an unfortunate choice. Everything looks washed out. L #Oscars

@tomandlorenzo The backdrop is awful too! So cheap looking!

It looks like office carpeting. T.

@LaymansLinguist Depends on context? “Which supermarket is the best?” but “I’m going to the (grocery) store, do you need anything?”

What do you call a large store where you buy groceries?

@sociolinguista It has the dumbest ending too.

Cities should have to bid to host the next season of The White Lotus like the Olympics

@DWUhlfelderLaw I think it’s mostly antivaxxers driving them here in my bizzaroworld west Austin suburbs.

I doubt many anti-vaxxers drive teslas

@VerbingNouns (This was in fall 2020)

@VerbingNouns I don’t have records of how long shipping took but it only took 3 days for them to fix it and send the confirmation that it was being shipped back to me. Probably less than two weeks altogether!

Another thing designed by people who have never cleaned: printers

@LaTere817 In kahootz with the SSA I’m sure

Baby’s first AARP Incentive

@LaTere817 I think I fixed it and he won’t be scarred for life! I hope!

My son played Wordle today and I told him in what I thought was a very lighthearted tone that he’s a scab and what that means and he started BAWLING. I’m going to hell!

@JesseBering George Jones, He Stopped Loving Her Today

@ManuclearBomb Lisa saying “We got beets!” when she and Marge got home from the store. It captured her particular brand of being out of step with her family and world so well.

What is your favorite single line from the Simpsons? Not a visual gag, not a dialogue exchange, not a long monologue about the style at the time. What is your favorite *sentence*? This is mine from “Itchy and Scratchy and Poochie” delivered by Not Bill Oakley