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Asked the guy at the store in Texas if he could break a dollar and give me some doubloons. He stared at me with an empty face. I said “doubloons” again. No response. I started to get angry and began screaming “DOUBLOONS” as I reached into his cash register to show him what I meant. A police officer jumped me, stuck a taser in my back, and while he was handcuffing me he told me I was being arrested for trying to steal the sacred Big Tex Tokens. When they brought me to the oversized gallows, the executioner, wearing a mascot beaver head, asked me for any last words. By the time I managed to say “dou…” he had already pulled the lever. This is the reality of being a Florida man living in Texas.

in your twenties you're going to experience a sudden shift in your parents behavior to be more kind and supportive towards you that for some unknown reason couldn't have come earlier despite their past behavior contributing to your deeply troubling mental issues they disregarded

*puts on a sherlock holmes hat* i don’t fuckeing know ;)

Funnyflux is a label for someone whose gender varies depending on what's the most comedically appealing option. They may switch how they view, present, describe, or refer to themselves depending on what they believe makes the best punchline.

the most annoying rogue you know has named both of their impractically ornate daggers and refers to them lovingly as "the ladies"

Someone should make a video game that is actively harmful, not like its propaganda for dangerous opinions but just simply playing it somehow measurably deteriorates your physical/mental/emotional health like just booting it up and playing for an hour guarantees you ruin your day

just saw a girl on tiktok say gas prices don’t effect her cause she puts 20 every time 😄

New reporting reveals RFK Jr. is exploring banning certain SSRIs, potentially barring drugs like Zoloft, Prozac and Lexapro. Decades of research shows SSRIs are safe and effective.

New reporting reveals RFK Jr. is exploring banning certain SSRIs, potentially barring drugs like Zoloft, Prozac and Lexapro. Decades of research shows SSRIs are safe and effective.

people who r excited for a potential lockdown r so weird 2 me. why would u wanna experience that shit again? the lockdown genuinely changed how humans interact wit one another & themselves.

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Two neurodivergent people having a conversation is literally just a nonstop loop of "oh yeah that reminds me of [topic that is completely unrelated]"