Kathryn

You guys aren’t gonna believe this… my THIRD major for being a Silly Goose. Im gonna get suspended soon!!!

UKKO-PEKKA LUUKKONEN MORE LIKE OOPSIE-PUCK-A LOOK-ITS-IN #GOHABSGO

😬😬😬😬I do this for fun 😬😬😬😬

Stop using ChatGPT. Consult a local grandma…text your friend gc w/ a weird name…type ur problems into Reddit dot com…go to the library…pay a psychic…the ancient sources of wisdom…

@mkeadmirals @PredsNHL Only the coolest people in the world are romantic about hockey 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

confirmed: Admirals + @PredsNHL jerseys make your engagement pics 100000x better 🥰

i love watching sports and getting super mad it’s so much fun what an awesome hobby this is probably great for my health

Breaking: No Hughes brothers and no Tkachuk brothers are in the playoffs

@Chicago_Wolves @mkeadmirals @goicehogs Damn fair tbh.

@kmk8123 @mkeadmirals @goicehogs no one wants to be them dw 😂🤣

should be in jail

SCREAM

Life is never more depressing than when you're macro tracking your meals and you realize how many calories are in such tiny little blocks of cheese.

@ashley812313 Ohhhhhh okay! I was literally like.... can I read??

@kmk8123 no ur not dumb!! its newport, ky lol it’s across the bridge from cincinnati :)

see y’all at tour next door cincinnati + indianapolis 🤠

Knowing the next time I’m seeing @themaine with my besties is truly more effective than any SSRI I’ve ever been on.

Did the @CanadiensMTL give jerseys away before the game tonight or do I need to move to Montreal because everyone just understands the assignment without being told???

Welp every team I've rooted for this hockey season has flamed out spectacularly in these playoffs so I guess in that case go @GoldenKnights !!!

why can’t my big girl job be going to concerts and travel?

@mags_reverie Delusion Tourism is really on the rise this year.

the delusional tour continues!!!

bleachers once said “so come on MF’er, you survived, you’ve gotta give yourself a break” and I can’t hear it unfortunately I will not be giving myself a break.

Listen I like a playoff jacket as much as the next gal but the fact that some WAGs have already shown like 3 different jackets for the same playoffs.... sorry it's giving overconsumption. The jackets are ULTRA personalized and we literally never see them again?? like??

Me: no literally I HAVEEEEE to save money for real @themaine Announcing a Tour: