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Some people only become humble after life humbles them. Before then, advice is just noise.

The quickest way to expose someone’s character is to tell them “no” and watch what happens next.

@Bonaventure1636 @ICEMACHlNE Shift one side make i see road… we no send you for here

@kmpontf1 @ICEMACHlNE Account based in Africa 🤔

Having a girlfriend is like having a jew with you everywhere you go 24/7

@MonteW46470 @ICEMACHlNE Hmm 🤔

@kmpontf1 @ICEMACHlNE This is the kind of thing a retarded woman says

What's your next move

@TheCinesthetic Fawlty Towers. Still one of the funniest shows ever made. 12 episodes of pure genius.

Name a 10/10 British TV show?

@cal_mhe_iva No be small.. love and infection… couples goals

Omo una really believe I get !nfection? 😭😂 Abeg na l!e oo

@MEasy4life Set pieces deciding games again in 2026? We really went full circle from tiki-taka back to long throws and corners 😂

The upcoming 2026/27 European football season is set to be defined by tactical shifts, grueling fixture schedules coming right off the 2026 FIFA World Cup, and high-stakes domestic title races. ​Key Tactical & Macro Trends ​World Cup Fatigue & Squad Depth: With the expanded 2026 World Cup concluding in mid-July, key international stars face minimal rest. Clubs with deep, rotated squads will hold a massive advantage in the opening two months of the domestic season. ​The Set-Piece Weaponization: Arsenal's dominance from corners and the league-wide revival of long throw-ins have reshaped set-piece strategies. Teams are leaning heavily on specialized set-piece coaches and aerial power to unlock stubborn low blocks. ​Physicality & Direct Transitions: Pure goalscoring No. 9s and direct route-one transitions are back in favor across elite leagues, balancing out hyper-possession systems. ​Major League Outlines ​Premier League ​Title Race: Liverpool step in as defending champions, but Arsenal (boasting the league's most ruthless defense) and Manchester City remain primary threats. ​Top 4 Chasers: Chelsea and Manchester United (under Michael Carrick with a favorable early fixture run) are pushing to consolidate Champions League football. ​UEFA Champions League ​Expanded Swiss Model: Entering its third year under the 36-team league phase, squad depth is non-negotiable. Real Madrid, Paris Saint-Germain, and the Premier League heavyweights remain favored to reach the deep knockout rounds. ​Key Takeaway: Early-season form will largely hinge on how quickly managers manage player load post-World Cup and exploit set-piece efficiency before standard fitness levels normalize.

@dol_p_h Let’s be mutual

@HoudiniForecast @ICEMACHlNE Name calling isn’t a counterargument, but thanks for the interaction. 😂

@kmpontf1 @ICEMACHlNE You must be a massive loser and beta bitch. @kmpontf1

@AdamSchefter Pay the man. Jordyn Brooks has been worth every penny in Miami.

More about the Miami Dolphins and All-Pro LB Jordyn Brooks reaching agreement on a three-year, $51.3 million extension with $35M guaranteed: espn.com/nfl/story/_/id…

@Lean_Puffs That feeling 💔🤦

fuck a breakup, you ever lost a freshly rolled blunt/joint? 😭

@MightyKeef Meanwhile Odysseus was on a 10-year beach vacation with a goddess 😂

Odysseus’s wife waited for 20 years while 108 rich men tried to marry her every day.

That somebody is me

@KevOnStage They really treat their shows like limited edition sneakers. You gotta know somebody to even hear about them

@harvv Everyone on here saying Nolan killed his reputation with ‘woke’ casting… while the film is already sold out till September. The audience clearly doesn’t give a shit about the Twitter drama.

I can’t believe Christopher Nolan has ruined his reputation by going woke.

@Chali_Do The Odyssey is mythology, not history. Complaining that the cast isn’t ‘Greek enough’ for a story with cyclops and sea gods is missing the entire point of adaptation

None of these people are Kryptonian.

None of these people are Kryptonian either, but we still watched the movie and enjoyed it. The Odyssey is a 2,800-year-old myth full of gods, monsters, and a woman born from an egg not a Netflix documentary about ancient Greece. Demanding ‘historical accuracy’ in casting for pure fiction is just moving the goalposts. Let the story breathe.

Apple TV might be money laundering. They make amazing expensive shows and don’t tell NOBODY about them.