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There are 231 days until 2027. Here's a dad joke to get you through today 😚: "How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator? You will see one later and one in a while."

There are 231 days until 2027. Here's a dad joke to get you through today 😚: "What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant? About 5000 miles."

There are 232 days until 2027. Here's a dad joke to get you through today 😚: "Breaking news! Energizer Bunny arrested – charged with battery."

There are 233 days until 2027. Here's a dad joke to get you through today 😚: "The biggest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from eating too much pi."

There are 234 days until 2027. Here's a dad joke to get you through today 😚: "A Sandwich walks into a bar, the bartender says “Sorry, we don’t serve food here”"

There are 235 days until 2027. Here's a dad joke to get you through today 😚: "Want to hear my pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy."

There are 236 days until 2027. Here's a dad joke to get you through today 😚: "A red and a blue ship have just collided in the Caribbean. Apparently the survivors are marooned."

There are 237 days until 2027. Here's a dad joke to get you through today 😚: "What did one snowman say to the other snow man? Do you smell carrot?"

There are 238 days until 2027. Here's a dad joke to get you through today 😚: "What does an angry pepper do? It gets jalapeño face."

There are 238 days until 2027. Here's a dad joke to get you through today 😚: "Where do hamburgers go to dance? The meat-ball."

There are 239 days until 2027. Here's a dad joke to get you through today 😚: "How do you teach a kid to climb stairs? There is a step by step guide."

There are 240 days until 2027. Here's a dad joke to get you through today 😚: "You know what they say about cliffhangers..."

There are 241 days until 2027. Here's a dad joke to get you through today 😚: "Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory? Lack of concentration."

There are 242 days until 2027. Here's a dad joke to get you through today 😚: "I knew a guy who collected candy canes, they were all in mint condition"

There are 243 days until 2027. Here's a dad joke to get you through today 😚: "When I left school, I passed every one of my exams with the exception of Greek Mythology. It always was my achilles elbow"

There are 244 days until 2027. Here's a dad joke to get you through today 😚: "What did the calculator say to the student? You can count on me."

There are 245 days until 2027. Here's a dad joke to get you through today 😚: "Why did the kid throw the clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly!"

There are 246 days until 2027. Here's a dad joke to get you through today 😚: "Why does Waldo only wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted."

There are 247 days until 2027. Here's a dad joke to get you through today 😚: "Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie."

There are 247 days until 2027. Here's a dad joke to get you through today 😚: "I'm practicing for a bug-eating contest and I've got butterflies in my stomach."