ms flower

starting a new series called #NOOTD (nanny outfit of the day) which will consist of the outfits i wear each day at my job which is being a nanny

my optometrist just said my eyes “are on the larger side” so now my ego is boosted through the roof

nyc moment: groups of (british?) men wearing tuxedos and santa claus hats walking in droves around 42 st station

When Taylor said, ‘how’d we end up on the floor anyway,’ I always imagined they were on a cheap couch the roommate bought (your roommate’s cheap AS screw top rosé), and it broke mid-hangout. I never realized this line was so debated!

#eldenring #memes #funny #gaming #trend #viralvideo youtube.com/shorts/qKVH6Do… via @YouTube

Close enough…? 🤡🎸🎶 #muna #allthingsgo #ChappellRoan #lgbt #pride #clown tiktok.com/t/ZP8R4xBWg/

towa bird is the front bottoms for queer women who loved the front bottoms before they came out

snoopy image of the day

remember when people used to play the prank on you in line for lunch in middle school where they tap your wrong shoulder and prank you to look

@matthewlaffer @Em_Bers play-doh may-doh

@Em_Bers doh-mato

play-doh tomato :)

every time i go to chemistry class i feel like the only girl who has ever done chemistry

@frank_logged_on nice postits

landslide by fleetwood mac by william shakespeare

@SenShoshana you showed me my own truth

One thing about me is that I’m always gonna obey pedestrian crossing signs

I’ve been giving really good advice lately if anyone wants

neither positive nor negative connotation

sometimes i think about myself as an evil wench….

holy night, cannoli night

I have completed my challenge of 20 books! i guess i need to challenge myself more goodreads.com/user_challenge…

@matzahluvr is my mind so warped or is this an actual great and well rounded meal

im like if an ipad kid had girl dinner