wOaH nELLy

why does the milk smell of fish #fishymilk

@shitbritishpics did Richard tell her about that time he got caught shoplifting wine at Tesco

Britney Spears on Richard and Judy TV Show (2003)

my mam's bought my brother some Easter face cream #easterfacecream #happyeaster

what's your favourite Easter film #easterfilms #happyeaster #watchingfilms

eating a creme egg #yolo #happyeaster

watched the Miss Marple where someone gets bumped off and turns out to have a pocket full of rye #missmarple

@gracefilmz it's the Argos catalogue

im not even joking, this magazine is a BRICK (made a lil comparison with the wonderland mag!)

@shitbritishpics my uncle Dickie knew Stuart McCall in his youth but I didn't know he'd been invited

Soccer - Stuart McCall Testimonial - Bradford City XI v Rangers XI A steaker aquaints himself with Rangers Ally McCoist (2002)

@shitbritishpics was Richard Madeley busy emptying his millennium cupboard

Les Dennis (left) gives his wife Amanda Holden a push on a motorbike. The couple were standing in for regular presenters Richard Madeley and Judy Finnigan on the This Morning programme in central London. (2000)

been eating mini eggs #happyeaster #yolo

@CantsyParls my dad will pay for him

@knittedknobs Andos gonna be priced out of this pyramid scheme soon nElLy

my dad's friend's won a tenner in a bowls tournament but it cost a tenner to enter #bowls #geriatricpyramidscheme

@Bogota_Bracelet festive #happyeaster #wheresjesus #smellingofmyrrh

@knittedknobs Might dilute some PVA and douse it with myrrh

Caspar, Melchior and Balthasar were the OG Uber Eats, Deliveroo and Just Eat

it's the zoo's birthday #wheresdavidattenborough

@Bogota_Bracelet are you going to glue on some pasta #spaghettingcrucified

@knittedknobs That wasn't AI. I made it with my own bare hands. I've got an idea of Jesus getting done for fly-tipping a boulder but I think I've left it to late for this Easter #keepjerusalemtidy

@CantsyParls how is he not a real German #watchingbaywatch #watchingtheberlinwallcomedown

@knittedknobs My favourite honorary German is David hasselhoff nElLy

Russians and robbery, stripping and stealing, Germans and gyrating #LetterboxdFriday #lastfourwatched #watchingfilms

@CantsyParls nice sight to welcome people back from Tenerife

@knittedknobs Maybe you could fly there from leeds/Bradford Airport in return for one of Andos wind socks nElLy

it's April #itsapril

@CantsyParls my favourite German is Uschi Disl

@knittedknobs With hindsight I think we all do nElLy

@CantsyParls I wanted the Germans to win #watchingfilms

@knittedknobs Not many people know this but I absolutely love Germans, they're my second favourite people after Kim Jong un nElLy

@CantsyParls I've always wanted to go to Ireland but it's probably hard to end up there from Bridlington

@knittedknobs I miss the good old days when people just bought an overpriced yellow and blue dinghy and got swept out to Ireland nElLy