wOaH nELLy

I've got a new keyboard too now. No flashing lights like my LGBT mouse #newkeyboard #havingagaymouse

it's 14 years since I went to my first football match. it was also my last football match. it was 0-0.

@More_Sanditon justice for Arthur and his theatre

The Brothers Parker, Arthur and Tom, with Arthur always looking up to his brother even if he's a bit ambitious with his ideas, and Arthur always being the sensible brother that Tom finally learns to listen to. #Sanditon #MoreSanditon #SanditonPBS

@CantsyParls that's St Louis

Woke up still drunk and I can see Wembley stadium from my digs

@CantsyParls are you sure

Somewhere down there right now is Luke Fucking Combs 😎

@BackPageShop I look forward to his next photo dump

@knittedknobs It'd be a mini skirt on Big Nick!

We're not saying we're the most unique and best store in Newcastle... But where else are you going to see an old school NUFC supporters tartan kilt in a shop window? The height of fashion in the 70s and 80s. Is it due a revival? The Back Page - a treasure trove of memories⚫️⚪️

do you have a favourite path #BritainsFavouritePath

@knittedknobs I would normally vote "can't remember" but I feel pretty strongly about this one nElLy

@CantsyParls I just remembered that another of my friends used to fancy ando too but she's a lesbian now #andosbiggayfollowing

worked out how to turn the flashing rainbow lights off on my new mouse #newmouse #tomandjerry

@CantsyParls which would be most popular on canal street

@knittedknobs YES

@BBCNews fur enough

Highland glen sees first wild-born beavers in 400 years bbc.in/4wExgQw

happy #YorkshireDay everyone #happyyorkshireday

@CantsyParls just how big is your head

@knittedknobs Saw about 1 billion cowboy hats yesterday nElLy

do ribena know about these #ribenashortage #niceblackcurrants #havingadrinksbreak

it's August #itsaugust #happyyorkshireday

nuddy statue browsing the giftshop #myyearinnuddystatues

going down the pink tunnel #bradford #cityofculture #goingdownthepinktunnel

@BBCNews as long as they don't join twitter

Puberty blockers trial can start recruiting children after judge rejects legal challenge bbc.in/3S8mjaO

@McDonalds was it Batman

think the Hamburglar tried to burgle the wrong guy

I didn't have a go #wherescaptainbirdseye