Laurmageddon

@knittykitty ok, flex more

Psst i worked this event 🤭

@ESRosebud Just having fun 🤩

@knittykitty That cackle will stick with me. Pure, unmitigated joy

I love my job

Song of the summer Midnight Sun prediction absolutely reinforced by Zara’s Girls Trip album are you kidding me

Owen Tippett expects a loud crowd tonight. Said it’s a weekend, late start. He knows the weather isn’t nice, but said, “It’s always sunny in Philadelphia.”

i still think wags should just do juicy tracksuits with players names on the butt instead but maybe that’s just my woke opinion

give me a tote bag so ridiculously large that when i’m looking for something and say “one second,” i climb inside it and you just hear echoes and stairs like it’s an apartment building in there.

This is our womens workwear brand that allows you to not have the silhouette of a golem while youre dying of heatstroke. Our pants start at $120 and overalls start at $200. Our colors are moss, coral, rust, and black. Fuck you.

not even the goal horn woke him up 😭😂

This is Tank!

@jorilextera @hammerito You’re such a badass that rocks

squat PR increased from 180lb ➡️ 205lb and deadlift PR increased from 215lb ➡️ 240lb 😤 (the deadlift was a struggle but we pushed through 🤣 220lb and 230lb were smoother)

@sixhundredlbs It’s spring break, people are on vacation lol

@cpmaher17 No big deal to me! (Screaming)

Laughing maniacally

@crawf34 Spoil the tea sis

finally got to kick my least favorite regular out and I feel like I could lift a school bus over my head

@crawf34 Smoked meat babyyy 😎👉👉

I distinctly remember @knittykitty insisting I eat there and I had no expectations or preconceived notions going in. so good

just now learning that what I thought was pastrami I ate at schwartz’s in montreal pre-covid was actually a locally specific cook that I would very much like to attempt to smoke myself

New: The Stoop Pigeon, a third space designed for people to gather, share stories, watch games, and build community around women’s sports, has announced their site location, hopeful to open this Summer on Broad Street “Cafe by day,restaurant/bar by night. Women’s spots ALL DAY”

@crawf34 Absolutely insane take. I love it

oyo. $5 blackjack all day and hooters wings. I'll die after the first 36 hours and they won't find me for another week

Seth Rogen: "As a Jewish person I was fed a huge amount of lies about Israel my entire life. They never tell you there were people there. They make it seem like it was just sitting there empty like oh the door's open! I would never live in Israel. It doesn't make any sense to me"