Theodore "Trustfund" Barblow

@HedoTurkoglu67 That many collars in mid April in clinically insane

Buddy is triple C’ing at the freshman bar, bound to get laid

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If you’re not boozing you’re a bitch

Walk 9 with the boys this morning ✅ Go to only class of the day❌ Having a day.

@rockchalkdae Yeah it feels like reading a different language

@knockdown_nine Dickhead professors, I had an exam after going to Vegas for fall break my senior year. Worst experience ever. Walked out after 15 questions lmaoooo

Who the fuck schedules an exam the day after Master’s Sunday

@tyroneplummer69 If I ever hate my life that much I hope someone takes me out

@knockdown_nine I had a prof this semester assign our only papers due Super Bowl Sunday, first Sunday of spring break, and on Easter. So out of touch

Yes I poop when I drink beer you got an issue with that?

@butter_melons Do sum bout it

@knockdown_nine January 26 ya heard

BOOYAH

@knockdown_nine Evaporate yourself you unoriginal phaggot

@chudburnerpart3 Keystone light if you consider that mainstream. If not would say pbr

Hey quick BV questionnaire, what do you folks think the absolute worst *relatively mainstream* beer is? Buddy and I have been pondering this Q recently.

Happy D3 week to only the sickos

@HumphreyGman @VolsAdmiral No worries Hump you can probably walk this one off

Tapping in

#lax #nantucket #rainbows #ferda

@JORDANBAGFORT That’s the only explanation

@knockdown_nine Convinced shes a mossad agent

Jumpscare

The Price Is Right #ReleaseTheHawkTiniFiles #JourneyPrice

9am family breakfast after staying out until 3am

Parents in town = free beer hack