rook ♖⚢ LIVE FROM LONDON IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT

🎞new pinned🎞 ☆ hey gang i'm rook (22, she/he) 🤗 ☆ i mostly tweet about: snl, parks&rec, veep, tina fey and amy poehler, hacks, sitcoms in general and whatever shows i'm watching at any given moment 🪩 ☆ ask me about: book/music recs, 70s and 00s snl, card solitaire 🧩

@moonseraph oof that's real of you

@knopeful 💀💀 i will be honest i have been listening to it on repeat it just throws me off guard

no seriously guys why is the rest of internet girl like that. it feels like im listening to gen alpha content

quitting cigarettes is so easy quitting nicotine salts makes you feel like a devil of the marshlands

@thruthekeyho1e what the fuck is going on over at shitco

i've never seen the office in any real way but i will put it on as background noise to fall asleep to. tell me why the first and only office gag i've encountered while 'viewing' is a "mr bill show" reference ?? HELLO mike schur explain yourself

@dailygroundhogs that's real. however you will care the week before it's due so maybe go write just like 100 words of it now

i really should be more worried about my diss but i just don’t care anymore

'tis me slutty little chain....

@saturdynghts99 SLAAYYYYY :D

@knopeful yayy i got the same chappell pic too!!

how does pinterest see you? ☆ singer ☆ lyrics ☆ movie ☆ character

to be predestined and elected i do all that they expect PARADISE HAS GOT A SPOT FOR ME an idle brain invites the devil in LALALALALA father forgive me for my sins LALALALALALALA LA LA

like i'm sorry those are my DAUGHTERS that i RAISED ever since they were BABIES and i love them so so so so much... real stop baby aw this is so soft type of confession to be making but this is my truth

hobbies include staring at pictures of the not ready for primetime players and essentially making "coochie-coochie-coo" noises at them... okay now explain to me why i'm like this.

@tintafey she's trying to get her splits

she is three apples tall

the way i came to snl fandom was that after my break up last year my libido got nuked and all i did was watch parks so when the libido came back it all just honed in on Tiny Blonde Freak In The Pantsuits. so then i watched more of the Tiny Blonde Freak In The Pantsuits.

@dailygroundhogs real shizzle

has anyone considered that olivia rodrigo’s sour album is one of the best debut albums i think ever

KITTY SO CUTIE !!!!!!! oomf you are internationally beloved for your big soulful eyes and quiet introspective demeanour

@saturdynghts99 cumulative age of FIFTEEN MINUTES OLD

@knopeful they are the youngest people EVER

snl s51 cast members as the not-ready for primetime players 𓂃⋆.˚｡𖦹°‧⭑ a thread!.ᐟ

tearing up at the last minute of this aww

@saturdynghts99 their combined cutie patootie princess mojo just made me keel over they're actually so adorable

veronika slowikowska & ashley padilla as laraine newman!

@qualleyss sure go ahead

CAN I ASK A FRENCH PERSON A QUESTION.