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๐ท๐๐บ๐พ๐๐๐๐
@knottofjustice
โ๐๐น๐น ๐๐ป๐ธ ๐ฟ๐ธ๐ด๐๐ป!โ penned by ใ fiend ใ

Ugh! ๐ โOh, lookโฆ squirrel!โ


what the fuโฏโฏ


โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ Rubbing her bump and putting her feet up on the coffee table. ๐๐ญ๐ด๐ฐ, ๐ฅ๐ช๐ฅ ๐ด๐ฐ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ฆ ๐ด๐ข๐บ ๐ฉ๐ฐ๐ต๐ฅ๐ฐ๐จ๐ด? โ โ โ โ โ โ

You smell like pee.

โItโs called layers. First the shower oil, then moisturizer, body splash, then perfume. Canโt take it too strong, puppy?โ

"You sure you're not smelling your upper lip?" She can dig deeper and definitely will.

the microwave asked me to tell everyone to stop slamming it shut.


Speakin' o' Twรฏlight... Who in tha Jรขcob Blรขck are ya, @knottofjustice?

No way.

Not me!



