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@elonmusk Your cars make me nauseous and sick every time i enter them so i havent tried to purchase!!! Remove them from the roads!!!

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@tomcolicchio Cesar was sooo good at this challenge. He deserved to be celebrated more. We’ve learned about Tristen at this point. But im bummed :/

@tomcolicchio i love you! It’s sooo rare you do wrong. And you won’t ever!! But damn what a bummer to not celebrate Cesar and Tristen more authentically.

@TheLantern Gordon Gee would NEVER

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@hay_bo_ Started blocking all of them

@hay_bo_ I’ll help

@bakumshakum @tomcolicchio He’s not editing the cut. He’s tasting the food. He’s being transparent where he can. He agrees with the audience that the edit wasn’t correct.

Sure but we had two hour discussion at the table you saw 5 minutes. Trust me it would have been obvious if you heard all of the comments. Keep in mind the decision is made before the edit.

i could’ve written hey jude, but the beatles could not have written the email i just sent

This Penn ad from 1988 had no business going so hard

So irritable I almost just asked a stranger why the fuck he’d wear that hat

roommates are the worst. mine just made table side tagliatelle and left the entire cheese wheel in the sink

Ordered a martini in Michigan

i got an espresso martini at Chilis yesterday ..

Makes me trust her that she simply cannot conceal her disgust here

Sometimes I crave an average Great Clips haircut followed by a strip mall Mexican spot and that’s one thing NYC can’t give me.

Thank you Julius Caesar for inventing the Chicken Caesar Wrap

Would like everyone to know i was in the selection group for trumps jury but had to get wisdom teeth removed. That’s all!

i said “EBITDA” in Dubai and the crypto bros thought i said “Ibiza”