CarGuy

Women don’t even understand that men who hate feminism treat women the best. 🫠

Ice needs to start raiding restaurants that carry Cholula instead of Tabasco.

Why’s is so hard to find a good Jewish mechanic?

@TodayinHistory Tanks are cool.

Today in 1995, Veteran Shawn Nelson stole a tank from the armory in San Diego and went on a rampage through the streets of the city.

@horsepower It does

This goes unbelievably hard for no reason

@Bellagiotime You really pissed her off!

@0rangeChevrolet It must be something good.

day 1 of negotiating with a foreign automotive company to acquire their (inactive) social media account username 🤞

How does anyone still take Glen Greenwald seriously? He is the rights Jeffrey Toobin.

@RealJamesWoods Yes

Who is the most notorious liar in modern political history?

@Mileage_impo How many head gaskets?

2014 Lexus CT 200h with over 999,999 miles (1,609,344 km) on the clock. Original engine and transmission.

TBF I’d only take about 15 seconds with Gina Carano too

Damn

@spaethon Do it.

There's a Pantropical Huntsman spider in my bathroom. No interest in humans and highly effective free pest control 💯

@dissidentwest Is it that I love them all?

What does Arizona Green Tea, Costco Hotdogs and crack cocaine all have in common?

@PlatoonGhost Yep

Stone temple pilots are way better than Pearl Jam

How come no one told me Nate Diaz is fighting tonight!!!!!

At the range. Guy next me has a suppressed .300 blackout that is as quiet as a suppressed .22. I’m impressed.

This customized VW Beetle looks amazing.

Say what you will about Houston but it’s got more lizards than you might think

@jayochoa84 Go Twisters!

Last game of the season. Gavin my boy got a goal. Half the team will be moving on to an older age group and this is my last year coaching. TWISTERS 2026!