Knuuuuuuuth

CYANOGENMOD TO DEEPLY INTEGRATE CORTANA... AHAHAHAHHAHA FUCK CYANOGENMOD IN THE FACE

SOMETIMES IT'S LIKE THIS... #DIDNTSHART

AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHA. AVERT YOUR EYES, KNUTH GLANCES AT YOU WITH CONTEMPT.

EVERY DOUCHEBAG MAKING A NEW LANGUAGE, PLATFORM, FRAMEWORK REINVENTS PACKAGING. AND NOW THEY HAVE TWO PROBLEMS.

NO PASSW3RD 4U FAGNUTS. KNUTH HAS SPOKEN.

@hack_summit MOTHERFUCKERS

@achewood MAKE ANOTHER DAMN COMIC I'LL GIVE YOU $20.

THOSE DOUCHEBAGS AT #VIM ON FREENODE SHOULD DIE IN A FIRE. KNUTH HAS SPOKEN.

IF YOU WANTED HEADPHONES APPLE I HAVE SOME FOR ONLY 2.5 BILLION HAHAHAHA WHAT

WTF EAY AND SSL FAGS: openbsd.org/cgi-bin/cvsweb…

GROUNDBREAKING MUTHAFUCKAAAAAH youtube.com/watch?v=eKaI78…

YOU WANT TO... OH FUCK IT, JUST WORK BITCH

ATTN TIM COOK: FUCK YOU AND YOUR UDID MADNESS.

come here, i will put my s-expression in your anus.

what sucks? computers.

systemd? upstart? you debian dickwads are about to piss me off.

YOU WANT TO USE NFS OBSCURIFY THAT SHIT WITH TRIPLE DES ALL TRAFFIC OVER HTTP/S YOU BETTER WORK BITCH

orly tim cook? you weren't so smug with my dick shoved down your throat. dickbook air ahoy motherfucker.

windows 8.1? go for it. don't mind me, i'll be here pissing on your face.

YOU WANT IOS7 EAT PORK RINDS FROM 7-11 MANNA FROM MOTHERFUCKING HEAVEN YOU BETTER WORK BITCH