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AHHHHHHHHH I WAS 10 FEET FROM THAT THIS MORNING AND NOW ITS IN SPACE 🚀🚀

@elmo Okay Elmo, we’ve got some good news and some bad news. The good news: Today, we’re launching to fly around the Moon! The bad news: The Moon is absolutely covered in rocks.

@Alexswrld999 @thedealsguy_ last one is guac I can’t figure out the protein

@thedealsguy_ Anyone have the other ones?

BOWL WHITE RICE BLACK BEANS CARNITAS CORN + FRESH SALSA CHEESE + SOUR CREAM NONE

took me 4 years but i’m finally admitting that I miss Missouri and the nature and seasons and feeling extremely nostalgic and want to go home

End of an era as we say goodbye to the @ulalaunch Mobile Service Tower at SLC-37

get you a man that-

the girl on tiktok that got cancelled for saying that people over 200lb shouldn’t do pilates literally has single handedly almost convinced me to finally try it out of pure spite

get you a man that whole heartedly just agrees with your delusions

group chat popping off

what do yall KNOW about an S&T Job Keg on a sunny afternoon in May????

downloaded twitter again and my first thought to the world is that I MISS JOB KEGS

i’m outie 3000, fuck muskrats

i’m so in love with this man

all i’m saying is i’ve never seen tony the tiger and joe burrow in the same room

libbed out so hard i thought american people had empathy and common sense

sleepy joe you’ve got two months. go crazy. eliminate all student debt. legalize marijuana. make tampons and condoms free. ban cybertrucks. shit in the oval office’s air vent. kidnap barron. the world is your oyster buddy

‘Tis I, Doug–asking you to get out and vote! IWillVote.com