Bill Kobertz

#Calgorithm Oski-lantern!

Finished Oski with more than a week to go before Big Game! #calgorithm STL files: printables.com/model/1072360-…

Had a great time @ECUBrodySOM! Saw some great research, gave a seminar, and set up a TEVC rig with (minimal yelling) with my former PhD student @Mruk Lab, which uses a homemade A/D converter (KludgiDATA) controlled by KobertzKlamp--a VBA Excel spreadsheet that uses Data Streamer.

At least we are not the highest paid Plastic Surgeon!

@DrContrexin So was the mixed relay triathlon with US coming seecond -- less than 0.01 s difference after 1:25:40 h:m:s!

The difference between first and last in the 100m Olympic final is literally about the length of a cardiac action potential! 💓

This year’s final late night grill fest at the Ion Channels GRC featured Chilean Completos: hot dogs with avacado, ketchup, and mayonnaise! Another great meeting with great friends -- #2024IonChannelsGRC

Remember to vote Plested for 2026!

I've been off of X lately, but it is/was the 3rd Pre-GRC at Lake Winona with the car full of all of the Ion Channel GRC rations. It was fun to have four former chairs at the Pre-game meeting!

Pop-Bin-Studios is selling #FreeLRB swag! redbubble.com/shop/ap/161520…

@PeyingFong It's great for cooking too! Baking, not so much. That being said, Kosher Salt-sized Hail doesn't sound that impressive....

@kobertz like this?

Some hail.

@UMassChan's new slogan: Evolving backwards! The company behind JCPS’ new weapon detectors accused of unreliability manualredeye.com/?p=97260 via @manualredeye

@ardemp You are good; those are khaki trousers. Well, at least to an anomalous trichromat -- you may want to get a color vision deficiency test!

What kind of idiot would wear green trousers with a green sweater??

@MrukKaren Yup, it's completely moronic but that's @UMassChan's current leadership. They have no idea how useless (and not needed) the devices are and how much their presence is a turn off for recruiting the best researchers.

@kobertz Metal detectors? Boy has LSB changed…

New and improved response in my Annual Faculty Report to what I find fulfilling in my work life: I find all aspects of my work life fulfilling except for filling out bureaucratic paperwork and walking through metal detectors to get to my laboratory.

@PeyingFong @kstate_gardens Are chimpmunks and squirrels banned in Kansas??

Purple ⁦@kstate_gardens⁩

Definitely not an adaptive machine.....

What a great visit by Sebastian "Chino" Brauchi to @UMassChan_BMB. It was awesome to see organelle voltage-changes in real time! We treated my Chilean Twin to home made completos (yes, there is a hot dog under that "Italiano" masterpiece). Abrazos!

@PeyingFong @MichaelPusch8 I'm so sad that I didn't run into you guys! I can't believe Michael is on Twitter or whatever the X this is ;)

From Tuesday’s poster session, with Maria Antonietta Coppola and ⁦@MichaelPusch8⁩

@CarolynBertozzi's Wondergrad crashes the 2024 BPS President's Dinner! It was so much fun to introduce my colleagues to my former TA and undergraduate research mentor. I am pretty sure that's the reason why they wanted to meet her! Thanks @BiophysicalSoc for making this happen.