Jules needs a Diet Coke

Me in public nearly 99% of the time:

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Cars reacted poorly. They called me a "fake hedgehog"

Getting on an e-scooter so I can yell CHAOS: CONTROL at passing cars

Ppl are always like “ur so analytical” but its like . Bro. How are u not always asking questions. If i see something that sucks im like how do we make that better. What have ppl tried already. Who’s the best person to do this. How are you not full of questions? Why am i? Why???

Glad I ~finally~ relaxed into my Southern accent. I spent most of my life erasing it because I thought I needed to assimilate. Now I don’t give a fuck about that. I come from country ass deeply Southern factory workers, domestic cleaners & sharecroppers. This is how I talk.

@_jakeyboytellem @dieworkwear Is it dark seersucker? Is it linen? Iconic either way

@kocooked @dieworkwear Oh wow, Larry David at a wedding is my aspirational vibe.

obsessed with "larry david at a wedding" photos

@dieworkwear Paging: @_jakeyboytellem

why is every photo of him so funny

"the pool is all you care about" correct

Special shout out to the lovely ladies of @DayOnesVIP for letting me help out for the day. These women worked their tails off and are part of the backbone of making this tour so great. It was tremendous fun and I hope I was able to help in some way. #SupportWomenOwnedBusinesses

@RobotsForCake Be you in Seattle 👀 if no, I mail you pickled ones

Please help, we are but a family of 2 (+cat) we cannot possibly consume this many figs

@FifthCrichton We eat a LOT of summer salads 🙃

@kocooked I can't imagine what I'd do with one fig much leas a dozen

@thebroamy Tried that last summer. Accused by neighbor of "letting them rot"

@LoveMyScionFRS @tinyelvisbkwd For real I always wink at people who are judging me, 9x/10 they can't handle it

@tinyelvisbkwd Blow the smoke in her face and wink.

@jazzyspraxis Where shall I deposit your 6-10 fresh or frozen figs

@patronofthe Had to take so many acting classes to continue being mediocre 🥲

This man has made a career out of yelling, "it is a MATTER of NATIONAL SECURITY"

I must know how my guy sidestepped Nepo Baby Discourse... Literally President of Nepo

This is my sole Oppenheimer tweet