kody 🎸🐾

Waiter! waiter! one uranium slop plz

Autism so bad i cant sleep unless the hobbit is playing in the background

I used to get so many complements when i had orange hair but i want a job so i cant dye it anymore

Ive started expanding my room into my brothers old room and soon enough nothing will be able to stop me and i will take over the whole house

Im thinking i will just mention it and then say oh i thought you knew already

How does one come out to their mother that probably already knows?

@DeathIsEvrywher I used to leave them untied but they would go flying during pe and my teachers would yell at me so i had to stop

@kodysNOTdead So you just like leave your shoes untied?? Or you have like laces that dont need to be tied or what

Once you stop tying your shoes you can never go back

@DeathIsEvrywher Knot the ends so it stays tight enough but you can just slip them on

Transition goals

I need a job within the next month but everywhere takes three fucking weeks to respond to an application only to not get the job i fucking hate this place someone shoot me

The funny thing about not tying your shoes is how mad other people get about it

@wonderlesses Thanks ive been growing them out

@kodysNOTdead Nice toes

Reading while shitting god im so fucking gay

This bitch dont even got a back or spine what da hell

How do you tell your mom the name she chose for you fucking sucks and your changing you name to anderdingus fuck face

I got upgraded from slop to mush tonight

You dont know true love untill your boyfriend quotes the same meme from the hidden depths of the internet that your were about to quote

You guys would not believe the amount of times ive had people come up to me and called me poopy face out of nowhere

@Plushin3 I don't know what that is 😰

@kodysNOTdead Kody I got another root canal

Some yall need to brush your God damn teeth because your gums are NOT supposed to be swollen

My stepdad is listening to bo burnham