Koi

If you are an FFXIV account and you see me posting under your shit yes I am addicted to the game and yes I do have a character and he is not at all even a little bit a vampire you can trust him (that is not blood it is wine I promise)

@blxssfall Anyone saying that is a bozo

I don't think anyone cares about my love life, honestly but I didn't cheat on anyone, emotionally or not. None of anyone's business who I date either. Thanks.

@blxssfall i stink like good

@koiiiicat and u stink

God is dead.

@blxssfall You're growing up :)

only getting my car in october tho so i still gotta wait to get the zoomies but anyways 😭next thing i'm doing is a passport

Guys I'm getting my driver's license next month finally ai'm gonna shit myself 😩

@blxssfall Play FFVII instead

It really is insufferable getting on here most days huh

@blxssfall God is dead

@koiiiicat WHAT KOIFISH

Meteor Evercold could spit on me and i'd thank him

@blxssfall SILENCE WENCH! REMAIN SLEEPY!

@koiiiicat So rude 😭

I wish to be free of the shackles of ''i'm eepy'' pls

@blxssfall Je am so!!!!!!

@koiiiicat Ur not canadian!!

Think i need some canadian friends on here

@Jessssuhh @CHRISF0GLE "pools of sapphire" instead of just saying "blue eyes." People who can't write meaningful content end up trying to camouflage the shittiness with pretty words. Don't even get me started on the smut writers.

@Jessssuhh @CHRISF0GLE Waxing poetic in narrative has its time and place but when you're purposefully subverting simplicity for the sake of trying to sound artistic or intelligent you're only doing a disservice to yourself. People don't fall in love with characters because the narrator kept saying -

Real writers know it’s better to just say something as clearly as possible than try to find a roundabout fancy way to express the same exact sentiment

happpi birthday my princess <3 #AerithWeek2026

@Jessssuhh @camocamo_d

@koiiiicat @camocamo_d Aw tysm 🥰

why does everyonbe want to disable windows updates

@Jessssuhh @camocamo_d Your twitter is a grab bag of responses I would never have expected

@camocamo_d Amount of times I've had to rebuild my windows ecosystem from scratch because an update bricked my computer: 0 Amount of times I've had to rebuild a Linux system from scratch because an update bricked my computer: like.. 7 times? I've lost count

@VULPINEURGES @Jessssuhh Literally if you embarrass me in front of Jessssuh I will hunt you down

What do y'all think the Australian equivalent of "milkshake at home depot" would be? I'm thinking ciggies at a daycare.