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@yshirinit 🫩

@yshirinit My friend helped me make it 🥲

I finally made a hinge...

I will break my own heart from now on

@kyogrewizard ?? 😟

@kokebrising Ill be waiting for the screenshot you post nigga don’t worry

@kyogrewizard I know it ain't because you got a girl tho!

@kokebrising Not even sad face im free

@thunkard LMAO this finna be me in reverse, i asked for depression meds and they tryna tell me i got anxiety too 🤦🏽‍♂️

Went to the campus doctor went to campus health to get anti anxiety medication and they put me on SSRIs too

"In memory of Tupac" sticker on an Iranian Shahed drone about to be launched.

@valarmorghoelis I didn't know thats what it was for but i'll let him know ☝🏽

@kokebrising Y'all really should put the books in a zip bag or something or else it defeats the purpose of cooling used books for sanitizing purposes

Never assuming those "what's inside your fridge" photoshoots are staged again, my roommate genuinely left a bouquet of roses and a stack of fucking books in there

We got heat-tracking AI cameras and drones with laser beams now unc

Old white leftists think because they went to a vietnam sit-in one time at 16 to smoke reggie in a park you're supposed to suck their dick til the end of time

Me if i had never spoken to a dominican:

White women don't even find themselves in India anymore

@WAVYlSH Hmm ur inspiring me to try the same, i wanna see how i look with one

@kokebrising Even that is fake Lolz

Just completed my 23rd consecutive year of being a moneyless prospectless chud Im nothing if not consistent

In Houston it is considered very rude to refuse a cigarette. there’s an ancient concept — yān zhōng xiá (烟中侠) — “the hero within the smoke.” It comes from Texas poetry about finding your truest self by drawing breath through fire. There’s really no English equivalent.

To the people of the United States of America

First mosquito bite of the year

Disliking a conventionally attractive girl who has all your mutual friends and is only an asshole in front of you