Kolbie (Satterfield) Schrank

#askWUB what stadium/arena has the best concession stand food item and what is it

@KevinLive5 @ChrisObarski 🤘🤘🤘was this before or after I got to touch my first cactus?

I have a VIVID memory of watching this... Sitting in a car in Arizona with @ChrisObarski and @KolbieReports driving around the desert trying to kill 6 more hours before our flight from the Final Four leaves They were SO excited about this...

@kolbiereports, in honor of your annual tweet.

@SpencerSays The capitol fox?

You will never guess who is at little gay pub

@JohnHenryDC @JeffAckermann Ohio?

@JeffAckermann @KolbieReports Not Boston. I never claim Boston, with exception to my birth certificate. You read my NYT best selling novel. Get with it, Jeff

I just left a message with a reporter, accidentally saying I was a reporter, and then almost proceeded to leave them my number from my childhood in Chicago... I think it's about time for a vacation.

All new this morning on @InsidePolitics at 11am

@MarthaCACK @JeffAckermann AHH!!!! Making this for Christmas!! THANK YOU!!

@KolbieReports @JeffAckermann If I were closer, I’d bring to you! In the meantime…

Photos from Thanksgiving at home in NJ ❤️ My mom @MarthaCACK outdid herself once again!

@SpencerSays @JeffAckermann Breaking my twitter hiatus to LOL at this

“Where’s everyone’s costume?” - @JeffAckermann

@SpencerSays But like are you mad?

this is @KolbieReports

@JohnHenryDC Where ya headed?

Storm. Incoming. Prince George’s County.

It’s here! It’s here! I’m so proud to reveal the title and cover for my third book, ONLY IF YOU’RE LUCKY, on sale 1/16/24 from @MinotaurBooks. Preorder options here: static.macmillan.com/static/smp/onl… ❤️

Hey there! News!

Reunited w/ the best brunch bunch❤️ @KolbieReports @MakaylaLuceroWX @rafasanchezcruz @JeffAckermann @JohnHenryWUSA

@JohnHenryWUSA @EstherCinDC Yes!!

@EstherCinDC Adams Morgan. @KolbieReports, you named your dog “Tenley” because of the neighborhood too, right?

@JohnHenryWUSA Thank goodness, we were all worried

After two weeks of being inexplicably locked out of my bird app account, I'm back in...

@LindsayAWatts @fox5dc Best of luck!!!

Goodbye @fox5dc! Such a tough thing to say. I’ve spent almost half my news career here & worked w/ some phenomenal people. I appreciate the opportunity to stay, but decided it’s time for a change. I love this area & plan to stick around! ❤️ to viewers, sources & my co-workers

@KevinLive5 CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!

A famous, albeit fictional, choas scientist once said… Life finds a way Truer words were never spoken Baby girl Bilodeau scheduled for arrival this July

@SpencerSays @wusa9 how fun!

It's going to be like 15 degrees in DC this weekend which is perfect weather for this new Florida pool-themed bar opening in Navy Yard near Nats Park on Thursday. (Photos from Royal Sands Social Club/Dan Swartz) @wusa9

@JohnHenryWUSA I would like to publicly unlike this. Cc: @JeffAckermann

My mom sent me this picture of my brother & I taking a picture with “Santa” at the Columbia Mall 30+ years ago. If you look at my eyes, you can tell I knew this was a sham. Ultimately, thats’s why I became a journalist — to uncover the North Pole hoax.