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"So what's your take"
"This subway should be filled with sarin, a deadly nerve agent"
"100% disagree"
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get shawty outta here. she takin seriously what the gods made for fun.
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stompers single player
mar 20: 24,000 (yes, on the dot)
weekly average: 14,183
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stompers single player thread
mar 19: 17,013
weekly average: 12,471
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this is also why trump can't exit now. he's gonna dig his heels in. get something for this. and this might be enough for him to finally be disposed of.
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what's great about hitting pars field and then haifa/qatar/saudi etc. is that the war could ceasefire tomorrow and gas will still be $4+ per gallon until the end of the year :)
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would give anything to have this in full res again. using any other propic feels wrong in retrospect. this is what this account is about. x.com/kollapsarian/s…
el capitan@kollapsarian
just recovered an otherwise lost photo of myself from an old venmo account.
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Miranda: I woke up and we're at war! It's like getting dumped via text
Charlotte: it's awful, all those American patriots getting shipped off there
Samantha: plus I've been with a few Iranians... big nose, big you know
Carrie: Big got blown up by a shahed drone
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haze "el capitan" has raised the red flag of revenge after getting cut off in traffic.
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BESSENT: U.S. MAY UNSANCTION IRANIAN OIL ON WATER IN COMING DAYS -FOX BUSINESS NETWORK INTERVIEW
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there a problem with that great society you ordered, pal? x.com/firebornnn/sta…
Fireborn@firebornnn
> Thomas Jefferson raped and impregnated a 14-year-old girl > Donald Trump was found liable of rape in court > Grover Cleveland raped and impregnated his nanny > Andrew Jackson publicly whipped a naked slave 50 times Is there a single US president who isn't a sexual predator?
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we're all such nerds for associating a quote by a different guy with marx because he filled out a survey one time and we all read it. x.com/AntiClimaco/st…
Deconstructed Cachapa@AntiClimaco
This meme but it’s Marx wearing a shirt saying “Nothing human is alien to me” and then “One thing human is alien to me”
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astro cheating scandal was bad but those rings are forever lil bro
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locker room energy cliffdiving because a 40 year old loser needed to talk shit online to teenagers is the most houston sports thing to ever happen. see y'all next year.
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"even adolf was heaven sent" rappers can't even introduce the problem of theodicy into the game anymore without catching heat
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