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every time someone mentions the font calibri, i'm reminded of the greatest story in the history of fonts - the 'fontgate' scandal in pakistan, where nawaz sharif's corruption was caught due to backdated documents using the calibri font which was commonly launched only in 2007

turn on the tv they're playing swan lake. they're fucking playing swan lake dude turn on the tv it doesn't matter what channel

Many people, even those who consider themselves informed, do not actually reason based on ideas or principles. Rather, they have groups they like, which they’d prefer to see rewarded, and groups they dislike, which they’d prefer to see punished. Their positions flow from that.

woke 3.0 is this guy at my gym bothering a woman by rambling about astrology

Bro last night was a genderless burger experience

cheetah boy 🐆

I feel like every time I go to the farmers market I see a dozen different couples that defy all the false dating narratives online… the most beautiful woman you’ve ever seen holding hands with a guy a foot shorter than her, a freakish male model gym specimen who targets muscles you don’t even know exist paired up with the quirky and slightly overweight shy girl… real lovers, at scale, are operating on levels of mutual curiosity and connection that no narrative could ever hope to encompass, for all real lovers know that romance is about expanding your reality together, not shrinking it to fit inside of a shallow and reductive cultural narrative. The only thing that matters, the only thing that has ever mattered, is how they make each other feel.

drag queen who does improv named Jess And

YESSSSSSS

March 2026 will go down as the hottest and almost certainly driest March in California history. Much of the state will have seen weeks of May/June-like weather in winter/early spring. Some locations are running nearly 15°F above normal for the month so far.

(texting craigslist buyer from my blimp) I'm above

@_YungMuzzy_ hell yeah bro

bought a scale today summer of last year I was 250lbs. and now I'm knocking on the door of 200lbs. haven't been this light since jr. high. this is from working hard at a highly athletic delivery job and being in a more positive environment. I feel incredible 😁

FUCK

@_sodabreath damn 😌

progress!

that post about how random 80 degree days in march will make you feel you took a party drug is the realest shit ever

frankly i don't even care if american literature is bad and repetitive anymore i just want the covers to stop looking like they were designed to photograph well next to a $15 bottle of lemonade called Lelo. (the period is part of the name)

i regret saying goofy ahh