Murdoc Niccals

Made one of them strawpage thingies all the trendy little weirdos have. Send me stuff. Questions. Complaints. Worship. Not interested in hearing about 2D unless it's embarrassing and can be used as blackmail. kongsceo.straw.page

@lastcults Pump the brakes.

@kongsceo so i have a chance

plastic beach milo is just blind the whole time because murdoc broke his glasses

my mom used my skull to break open a coconut when i was 2

Sorry about the mean things i said when i was right

@lastcults And I'll do it again. I love the attention.

@kongsceo you ruined your reputation a long time ago, buddy.

Going to 'cancel' myself. If anyone's going to ruin Murdoc Niccals' reputation, it's Murdoc Niccals.

@lastcults We need to beat you senseless as a group.

gen z's trying to what? cancel murdad? gen z's trying to cancel murdad? honey, that's cute..

@lastcults This would be your third nap, yeah? You know, at this point you could just sleep a solid eight hours. Ever thought of that?

@kongsceo hey big papa wanna nap with me

Today's been one of those days. Woke up tired, stayed tired, somehow got more tired. I can barely be bothered to insult anyone properly. If you need me, I'll be face down on a sofa contemplating immortality.

@lastcults Okay, yay. 🖤

@kongsceo gonna swat you to death

@lastcults That's me on my alt.

"murdoc you’re so me please don’t die" -> Unfortunately for everyone, I won't be dying any time soon. kongsceo.straw.page

@lastcults Not now, girl. Papa's busy.

@kongsceo let's make out

"old" -> That's it? Boring. Do better. kongsceo.straw.page

"Hi, Murdoc, how do you feel about Milo?" -> I have nothing appropriate to say. Next question. kongsceo.straw.page

"Murdoc Niccals, Blunt Force Trauma 5:43 PM June 24th" -> I’m like a bloody cockroach, mate. Takes more than a bit of blunt-force bashing to put me down. kongsceo.straw.page

@lastcults The lion doesn't concern himself with ship discourse.

people going to parody murdoc to complain about 2Doc is so funny that man does not care

we're so back, the murdoc cosplay is no longer cancelled.