Mariah B.

I just reactivated my Etsy shop after a year of being closed! I REALLY need to move some stuff, so please, if you see something you fancy, make me an offer! Let's negotiate. With 47 items in store, there very well might be something you dig. etsy.com/shop/MaDaBoOri…

@inthewhale I'm late to the party, but I hope you had an amazing birthday Nate! There's no way I can pick one fave...I like em for different reasons. But top 3: Heels, Galaxie, and Fire. Love youz guyz.

Today is Nates birthday! He wants to know what your favorite INTHEWHALE song is. 🎉🎈🎂🍰

@inthewhale I've always said that you guys are the Fresh Makers. haha

Sound on

@inthewhale Sex, no. Striptease, yes!

ITW fans please settle a bet. Have any of you had sex to one of our songs?

@inthewhale I feel honored to have witnessed that in person.

Y'all already know what the fuck happens if you bum rush the stage at our show! I gotta sick my pitbull Nate on you!

@DeanBakopoulos Very very rarely. Their poor livers and kidneys.

Anyone over forty here ever see their parents drink a glass of water?

@markberkins Spock, Data, or Quark. My 3 most loved characters. ❤️❤️❤️

Complete this sentence: I love any #StarTrek episode that features _________. 😀🖖

JUST IN: Marjorie Taylor Greene just went on the House floor to attack COVID vaccines by claiming she has “never seen the CDC” recommend a 2nd and 3rd shot for polio. Actually, the CDC recommends FOUR doses of the polio vaccine — at 2 months, 4 months, 6-18 months, and 4-6 years.

@inthewhale My mom drives her PT cruiser proudly. I think she's the prime demographic. Women between the age of 70 and 80.

Remember PT Cruisers? What were we all thinking?

@BeardedUniverse Pure loving kindness. Not a clever response, but truly what i think we need most.

If you had a gun that fired something other than bullets, what would it fire?

Whoever invented “pet rent” is going directly to hell.

@bsjett You were so right. 😀

Apparently I thought this was important enough to clip. I was right. #TESD

People are asking me why I endorsed the use of "We're Not Gonna Take It" for the Ukrainian people and did not for the anti-maskers. Well, one use is for a righteous battle against oppression; the other is a infantile feet stomping against an inconvenience.

@YvetteASMR Ohh I'm so sorry! I hope you can enjoy a beautiful last weekend together. ❤️

I am saddened to mention Mr. Milton will no longer be bombing my ASMR videos in the future. He is an old, slow man and his rainbow bridge appointment is Monday. It is the kindest thing at this point. Cancer sucks.

@YvetteASMR This is pretty much exactly what you look like in normal life. Beautiful!

Irmagerd, ok... I understand the addiction to this app now. I'd be a cute cartoon. My eyeballs!!!

monday motivation

@inthewhale Kick ass!!!

Check it out! Here is Nate doing a play through of the song “Fire”. Don’t forget to subscribe 🙂 youtu.be/HUYNHkFmiLo

@YvetteASMR I think you would look amazing with some natural white.

Dye the hair, or let the white streaks take over? Like, they're platinum white. I'm going skunk.

@Sloths7777 100%!