♔ kedd

Corporate will really have you (25) beefing with a 55 year old man at 9am

we’re about to have our fourth goalkeeper play here lmfao what the actual hell

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jones crowns salah

good lord tell me who i need to fight for his achilles to heal

Jota’s family need to come out and ask these people to stop blaming poor performances on his death

let him into the dressing room too

Laughing at Spurs AND Arsenal then remembering that Liverpool play in a few hours…

NASA is sending to the moon while SEA is ascending to the sun

they're 100% doing the miss thailand dance omg

you seem pretty attached for a girl so avoidant

Sometimes as a woman you don't understand whether you are hormonally sad, menstrually sad, ovulationally sad, seasonally sad or actually sad

Hey PSG, We humbly announce thatLiverpool will be arriving at Parc des Princes today… not with hope, not with ambition, but with vibes and a small remaining shred of dignity. Kindly do the needful 🙏 Keep the goals… reasonable. Let’s say… 3? Okay fine, 4 max. Anything beyond 5 is just unnecessary wickedness and a direct attack on our emotional wellbeing. We understand you have stars, tactics, and unfortunately, form. We have… prayers, no hopes, and an app called X that will absolutely not survive a heavy scoreline. Please make it quick, painless, and globally acceptable 🙏 Yours in survival, Nuel 🫡

Please stop focusing, there is really no need🤝

AMAZE AMAZE AMAZE @projecthailmary 🤝 @NASA

WE REALLY NEED TO NORMALIZE THE THREE DAY WEEKEND. ONE DAY FOR ACTIVITIES, ONE DAY FOR CLEANING AND ONE DAY FOR REST AND TV BINGING