sara

can somebody on our team fuck that gay referee already what else can we do anymore

@campbelIbain and ive always said this

at first you may think sid is bouba and geno is kiki but it’s actually the other way around if you ponder it enough.

@snowliesren HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANGEL hope u have the best day ily ❤️❤️❤️❤️🎊🎉🪩🥳

balloon day yippieeeee 🎂

shes here and shes gorgeous #tome

@PEACHIPLIER sleeper agent

y’all did u hear the sharks have two bears they keep on the bench every game that they use to show they are gay 👀👀 sugar baby bear rainbow bondage bear. i hear wills controlling them. because warso won’t let them be gay. 👀 they have to give us signals. look it up. it’s real.

@satosgs extra extra read all about it oh boy thank you sir this nickle’ll keep me and my ma warm through tha winter ass

him: you better not be selling papers on the corner when i get there my newsie ass:

this 97 year old gay couple still does playoff clinches the old fashioned way

if i had a nickle for everytime i fell askeep after second period and woke up to 5-2 .WE DID IT JOE

GOOD MORNING HASHTAG PENSGOATED

CMONNNNN twice in row whole house happy asf

@sargeantonelli fucjjifbvffhfiglfk

i can

Evgeni Navy Suit Malkin

BUT atleast its navy after that u can just do fuck all #DevilsAreCooked

first person ever to test out the risky double breasted one button no tie theory

she mad asf today #DevilsAreCooked

on sunny days i go out walking i end up on a tree-lined street i look up at the gaps of sunlight i miss you more than anything.

yeah

@crosbycain87 no because literally i dont play around about this

GENO PLEASE BRING THE FACIAL HAIR BACK THIS IS SERIOUS TO THE LESBIANS (me)

i’m so glad politics doesn’t belong in hockey guys! otherwise it would be really fucked up to put covert racist symbolism on your jerseys right after failing to address nazi salutes by several of your fans