Korben Dean

@derpasawr You survived your fall from heaven, so this was no problem.

...i fell off the couch (⸝⸝๑﹏๑⸝⸝)

Gun to your head did you eat my last pack of fruit snacks?

@derpasawr I could, but could I also call you…. Mine?

You can call me Derpasawr the Umbral Contender, cause I hit 3404 mythic rating tonight 😎🥰

@derpasawr For as long as you need.

Can we sit together in silence?

@derpasawr Pinky promise

i still ask “you promise?” like a little kid

@alexxistexxxas @annetterzz It’s so crazy that people pay $11 and think they’re going to get hot and heady XXX porn and shit. I’m sorry, but if a guy can’t read a bio of the page they’re subscribing to, they’re just disappointing themselves with expectations they set on their own.

@annetterzz “I paid $11 and expected to see you in every position and to see every crack and crevice of you. You fucking scammer. I’m unsubbing.”

I had somebody subscribe and spend 3$… and asked me why there’s no full length sex videos behind my paywall😭 at this point, I think I’m being trolled😭😂

@derpasawr I dare you

don’t flirt with me I’ll start imagining you in my little delusional scenarios before bed

@derpasawr Time and place?

I need a bookstore date that ends with us making out in the corner 🖤

@derpasawr Glad you don’t chase cause I can’t run.

i don’t chase but if you’re an eater i might jog a little 🤷‍♀️

@DevynLux I hate being retired. 🤣😂🤣

Vegasssssss I have time on Sunday, still!! I need my insides scrambled!

@derpasawr Come over. I’ll put on LotR and fix us first and second breakfast for dinner.

long distance isn’t an issue, i am willing to move in on the first date

@derpasawr Rubs, hugs, or both?

mommy’s everything hurts. this is hell.

@derpasawr Don’t you all caps me, young lady!

@korbendeanbhm NO U

The best way to contact me is to meet me in my dreams at 3am

@derpasawr 1/2 ain’t bad!

chubby nerds with huge cocks

@RachelWriggler @SuperSizePete And I thought my fat pad was big!

Shall we have a #WillySuckingWednesday folks? I think so! I had 3 phones in various positions whilst in dreamland with @SuperSizePete - 1 at the end of the bed, 1 to the side, and 1 floater. Footage from all angles is being uploaded to OnlyFans.com/RachelWriggler regularly! Enjoy❤️‍🔥

@derpasawr You’re such a good girl

When I wear a skirt, I don't wear panties. I want you to be able to have easy access to your holes 🥴

@derpasawr It’s actually ordered by my doctor.

You sure you don't need to come over and see how many times you can cum in one day...?

@derpasawr Is Gamora?

Does anyone know who what when where and why?

@derpasawr I’m more than chubby. 😢

I WANT CHUBBY TUMMIES