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@Nimisioluwa Poverty dey do man wetin no good o

Tinubu Mandate lady posts cute photo with her husband to celebrate their 5th wedding anniversary.

@vanemrys15 Best squad for Barca 2026/27

To all Barcelona fans, I just want to remind you that Ratiu is still available at Rayo Vallecano a 27 year old proper right back, with a market value of just €20m and currently earning €30,000. He’s one of the best right backs in LaLiga this season. Since Dani Alves left, we have signed Aleix Vidal, Semedo, Dest, Mingueza (promoted), and Bellerín (came back), yet none of them have fit well. Maybe this is the right time to try again. I’m tired of seeing Koundé play right back and walk slowly around the field like a referee.

@MarmoushEra Hope u know he only has 32 this year

Kane has 7 months to score 31 goals & break Messi’s record 🤯

@GossipMillNaija VDM won sleep with you way neva born Clown 🤡

Breaking News: “Convicted Liar VDM must B¥ry all his younger siblings just the way I b¥ri£d my sister, VDM tried to sl££p with me but I refused” - Phyna cries out on how VDM ruined her sisters case and lied that she requested 1 billion Naira from Dangote

@GossipMillNaija Omo na everything dis on dey do just to trend 😂

@ReshadRahman @MatteMoretto Perfect squad for next season

❗️Bastoni had reached an agreement o join Barcelona. But after new conversations with Deco, Hansi Flick informed him to start looking elsewhere for another defender with different qualities. @MatteMoretto #Transfers 🇮🇹

@NigeriaStories This man still dey lie for 2026 what his he still protecting, we all know the history by now you don't need all dis Just admit what you did

Aburi Accord: Ojukwu frustrated all peace moves during the civil war. ~ Yakubu Gowon says

@GossipMillNaija Does he look lyk a real pastor b4

Just in: Nigerians come for Pastor who said that Arsenal Football is Cursed and that can never win the Premier League even if they are leading with 29 Points Gap

@ManagingBarca @FutboolFichajes Good news at last but it should be 40-35

@cuppymusic 2 weeks to menopause 🙄

Will you take me back? 👀

@the_marcoliboy 15

At what age did Lamine Yamal win his first league title and how many minutes did he play?

@DeadlineDayLive Be lyk thunder won strike Laporte and Deco Make dem no vex me this morning abeg

🚨 Barcelona are considering a move for Gabriel Jesus following Robert Lewandowski’s confirmed departure. 🇧🇷 Arsenal would reportedly allow the striker to leave for a package worth around €45M. 💰 (Source: El Nacional)

@BarcaUniversal Go for senesi and ratiu and an upright striker not all this pedro

🚨 SURVEY: If Alessandro Bastoni does NOT sign for Barcelona should we: - Look for another CB - Go on with what we have, and focus on signing a top striker

@BarcaUniversal Let's just go for senesi and find better striker go for

@FabrizioRomano Funny how the trophy he won the most Is the premier League itself 😁

4️⃣1️⃣ titles as pro coach for Pep Guardiola. 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 Premier League x6 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆 Carabao Cup x5 🏆🏆🏆🏆 Club World Cup x4 🏆🏆🏆🏆 UEFA Super Cup x4 🏆🏆🏆 Champions League x3 🏆🏆🏆 La Liga x3 🏆🏆🏆 Bundesliga x3 🏆🏆🏆 Spanish Super Cup x3 🏆🏆🏆 Community Shield x3 🏆🏆 Copa del Rey x2 🏆🏆 DFB Pokal x2 🆕🏆🏆 FA Cup x3

@YKoluwaseun9 Why do poor people tend to always want to tell the rich how to spend their money

Victor Osimhen needs a financial adviser Paying 7.8 million naira per night for VeryDarkMan’s hotel room is very unnecessary.

@yabaleftonline Dog

Which meat tastes the best?

@idris_lfc1 Na Bruno be dis

Teacher: don't worry, the exam will be easy The exam: is this Joao Felix or kaka?

@sixsevencuban You are a prostitute not a model Those are two different things

Quitting volleyball and becoming a model is the best decision I ever made

@Veronwg If you want to stop, try to be a sex addict first, try having sex everyday after like 2 weeks you will enjoy sex then masturbation then you start to reduce the sex This method works for me perfectly

God, when will I finally stop masturbating