Dudleif Wroldsen XCVII

@HoopsCrave Ok now let’s stop talking about her

Erika Kirk has filed to legally remove ‘Kirk’ from her last name.

Men på den positive siden skjer det på Strømmen, så det er bare et spørsmål om tid før de blir kidnappet eller sprengt i filler av en granat

Jeg har forsvart russen hver gang folk har klaget på dem i det siste, men herregud klokka er ikke sju engang og de blæster musikk på full guffe så det høres på flere kilometers avstand… den bussen der er jo faktisk bare ute etter å være jævler

@moriah_bridges The school psychologist told me in seventh grade that I was good at making eye contact, and I’ve actively been making even more eye contact with people ever since she made me aware… I always wondered if she noticed a change after she said that

The most manipulative but effective thing I’ve ever done in my life was when I read an article about how children moderate their behavior to protect their self-identity, so if a child believes he’s smart, for example, he’ll intentionally study and try to do well to protect his image of himself. Anyway, I would pull kids aside with behavioral issues at church and tell them, “David (obviously fake name), you’re such a kind person and such a good listener. I can see that in you. Thank you for always listening.” “Little Annie, thank you for taking such good care of the babies around you. You’re going to be such a good big sister. Can you be in charge of watching Sally?” They would ALWAYS behave afterward. ALWAYS. Worked like a charm. Morally questionable because it wasn’t initially true, but I kind of willed it into existence. Tbf, I did think that they had that in them or I wouldn’t have tried. Will publish longitudinal results of this method once my kid is old enough to report back.

@wandasattorney Batman begins came out 21 years ago. It’s time we reintroduce ever so slightly cooky superhero worlds with strong colors and costumes that aren’t so overly designed. Every costume doesn’t need 46,500 segmented lines

@wandasattorney I wanna see colorful movies, a blue and gray Batman with Robin by his side (which later turns into nightwing), Jason Todd and/or Tim Drake, a Batcave with knickknacks like the dinosaur and penny, maybe a Teen Titans Movie? A more comic book-y Justice League movie after a while?

Being a DC fan rn is genuinely hell because James Gunn keeps prioritizing stupid shit like this and Peacemaker over characters people actually want to see

@BatmansParlay @DiscussingFilm That would look so much cooler

@DiscussingFilm Winter is coming

Official logo for ‘THE BATMAN: PART 2’. In theaters on October 1, 2027.

@liveterengave @KariJaquesson 😂😂

@KariJaquesson Altså, panfil er nesten det sammen som bifil, men bare at panfile ikke bryr seg om utseende? Jah.... det var ikke noe jeg ville sagt høyt i noen sosiale sammenhenger..-

«Hei mamma og pappa, jeg ligger med alle og det heter noe så fjongt som panfil, whoohoo» Bifil, altså. Er det noe sensasjonelt, liksom? Herlighet, for en sekt 🏳️‍🌈 dette er. Kjedelige mennesker finner på hva som helst for å innbille seg at de er s-p-e-s-i-e-l-l-e. Gjesp.

Ellen Page’s idea of masculinity is just being a woman.

@njsilvadyne Bbno$ still does it

I feel like everyone memoryholed that period from like 2018-2021 where a bunch of guys tried to be "woke" by being really performatively into femdom/"pegging". Like wtf was that

@Mrwooka63 @7Spideycomics Definitely derivative. I really started to enjoy the game after a while, but it took having to tune out the constant movie references. The older I get, the more I appreciate the original stories of the previous games. Especially Lego Batman 2

@7Spideycomics Ngl i lowkey find the lego Batman game boring bc of how painfully easy and derivative it is

Are yall 12???

@bluemintues Ryan Reynolds doesn’t look like that anymore

First look at Tobey Maguire as Spiderman, Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool and Hugh Jackman as Wolverine in 'AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY' In Theatres 18 December

@os1rias You posted this with the hopes of getting image replies, didn’t you

@pablovian666 @CarSighting 100%

@CarSighting 850R> V70R

I suggest you stay silent.

@LegendRazgriz @sosonosonosono Yeah but it’s cooler as a sedan though (I think, at least), the Volvo 245 on the other hand, I personally think looks better than the regular 240

@sosonosonosono counterpoint:

why do so many people drive SUVs and Wagons theyre SO UGLY

@sosonosonosono And CROSSOVERS! The worst car trend in the last fifteen years or so. Every car looks so fucking ugly now

@davevanwilder @creepykatrina I think it depends on your age and wether or not it’s your first relationship

@creepykatrina Imagine dating a girl for a month and she won’t kiss you on the lips yet? That was me back in 2016 💀💀 if she moves way too slow she gotta go

apparently it’s cruel to makeout with your significant other and not want it to lead to sex what is wrong with you people

@WXmarcus @Dexerto You fucking suck

@Dexerto He with tung now 💔

Singer Oliver Tree has reportedly died in a helicopter crash in Rio de Janeiro Two helicopters collided in mid-air before crashing into an electric vehicle yard, killing six people via CNN Brasil

do you think muslim immigrants wake up thinking “i’m gonna stаb a chick in the neck today” or is it more of a random whim of theirs, like passing by an ice cream truck “sure why not”

The part in joker where he tells a knock knock joke on live tv where the punchline is "it's the police ma'am, your son is dead" feels exactly like something Norm would do to Conan