krish

the day i stopped reading geronimo stilton my downfall started

@rivereen o hello

till date fave photo of rasmalai

@rivereen feeling heard

if you are a brown girl whose boyfriend has a black car and talks about having a big house with horses. ladies that's not your bf that's karan aujla

@buildingcoolshi bhai garmi mein kaha ho

Men are in front of the beach

@chintanpuggalok u should get it now tbh

when should you buy a car?

@chingiiiiix find a maalkin now

is it too late to find a gf at 26?

@curdricelover tira

@__xxmir__ arey 😅😅

Oomf works at Goldman Sachs

@namanski_ u have me

@priYaarr @AkasaAir inn kutto ne meri flight 2 din pehle cancel kardi

@AkasaAir what do you mean your flight is full? i have a fucking ticket, you cant tell me you changed the aircraft and dont have space now and expect me to wait for a flight 12 hours later

thanks @letsblinkit

@priYaarr they have a little heart and a little brain and tiny lungs they deserve to have nice names yaar

has no one named their cat diet coke?

printed biceps for rasmalai

@chintanpuggalok criterion

it is okay to have whatever criterion you want for a partner find a person who fits those criterion dont find a person and then make them fit your criterion and remember the people who fit your criterion also have to like you back you can search for a millionaire at 22 who has 6 pack abs and drives some crazy car but that millionaire also has to like you back

@rivereen get those skating wale shoes

chat where should i buy roller skates from

my phone fell on my face, no i don't want to report a bug.

@Amooosements @priyanshh32 @vhxp0ni u can do all this online too i did it

@priyanshh32 @vhxp0ni You can contact the nearest distributor of HP(use Google Maps), take the required documents, pay about 3.5k with 2.5k security and get the connection.

Successfully applied for the gas connection in BLR, AMA

@priYaarr koi sense hai iss baat ka

@kr1shcore kalle kalle

met oomf today

how are people buying this ugly toy out of their own free will

@speakingofarpit @paarugsethi @rooftopsodapop INSANE we just made history

The Offlyn Afterlife Halloween made it to national news😭😭😭all thanks to creativity of the attendees. This is why you should invite twitter friends to your party