polish, a turd

my 2025 top 10, in no particular order: ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER DIE MY LOVE IF I HAD LEGS I’D KICK YOU SENTIMENTAL VALUE THE NAKED GUN PILLION EDDINGTON THE GOLDEN SPURTLE SOUND OF FALLING HARVEST (honorary 2024 mention as I saw it in 2025)

so it turns out 2024 didn't slap as much - oh well. here's a top 8, in no particular order: BIRD ANORA THE BRUTALIST CHALLENGERS LOVE LIES BLEEDING ALL WE IMAGINE AS LIGHT THE SHROUDS GRAND TOUR

in a year that I thought was pretty fucking great for films, here's my top 10 of 2023 in no particular order: POOR THINGS MAY DECEMBER LA CHIMERA THE ZONE OF INTEREST THE PEASANTS KILLERS OF THE FLOWER MOON EILEEN PAST LIVES PASSAGES FALLEN LEAVES

I HAVE NEVER AND WILL NEVER APOLOGISE FOR MY SEX LIFE ! GAY SEX IS NATURAL, GAY SEX IS GOOD! NOT EVERYBODY DOES IT, BUT.....HA HA!

my family christmas year on year feels increasingly like a stanford prison experiment

father and son duo sounds like they're doing vaudeville

Caught myself developing an attachment to something unattainable

Hey don’t do this

Fuck Israel #Eurovision #Eurovision2025

@seanbeegee better h-e-l-p, because no one who listens to podcasts would be able to spell help

Judy Garland was much better, to put it mildly! #Oscars

i knew sabrina carpenter was short but

honestly SHUT THE FUCK UP

@prstskrzkrk i’m sorry!!!! my mind went blank i swear i’ve seen films before

@prstskrzkrk yeah lol, i genuinely can’t think of any apart from like salo

#filmtwitter please, my friend just watched baby reindeer and she’s asked me about films that feature a man getting sexually assaulted, anyone?

that’s what i do on a night out

Framing this photo of Kirsten Dunst and Jesse Plemmons in the #Oscars smoking section with Justine Treit, Swann Arlaud, and Sophie Mas

@rafiews please who are these idiots

Going from Da’Vine Joy Randolph’s beautiful #Oscars acceptance speech to the ITV commentary

had some great success on the email front this week. verification letter from uni, some 2019 payslips, a £5 lidl voucher, what else do you need