The press is the enemy

This is the greatest thing I've ever seen youtube.com/watch?v=sLLQFL…

10 Unhinged Tweets from the wilder days of Twitter 1.

Maybe if they just focused on doing their job properly and not taxing everything to the teeth they wouldn’t have to worry about this. The client state is in bad shape.

@EmiratesFACup Fuck you and your paywall

The schedule for the #EmiratesFACup semi-finals has been announced 🏆

How the fuck are we not 20 points in front? #nql

If Littler threw his match because he was desperate to waddle up Queens Road to get to Albion Kebabs then that would be understandable

@RSouthampt53553 WHAT THE BLISTERING FUCK IS THAT

Introducing Treciaus Chitsika, Reform UK candidate for Southampton Bitterne Park Ward. “I have been a CEO for 23 years, growing my business across two counties and building strong relationships within local communities. By listening to people’s concerns, I aim to meet their needs and strengthen community ties. I believe Reform gives a real voice to residents. The NHS and healthcare must deliver better value for money, particularly in areas like dementia care. We also need to invest in facilities for young people to build skills and reduce crime. I strongly support small businesses and believe local contracts should be prioritised. As your councillor, I am here to serve.” #ReformUK #Southampton #BitternePark #LocalElections

@KherKabeer Go away, foreigner

It's time for real change in Norfolk County Council. For too long, both Labour and the Conservatives have prioritised local government reorganisation over democracy itself. They tried to cancel county-wide elections for two years in a row, denying residents their rightful voice. Thankfully, due to the judicial review brought by Reform UK they have been forced to have an election. I'm deeply concerned about Norfolk County Council's mounting debt — more than £900m in recent reports — which risks burdening our children and grandchildren for a generation. We must act now to curb wasteful spending and bring the council's finances under control. Drawing on my extensive business experience, I will work tirelessly to identify efficiencies, eliminate waste, and tackle this debt crisis head-on. While the council faces many obligations handed down from Westminster, there is still significant scope to deliver better value for taxpayers' money. My career spans financial services, property, hospitality, and telecommunications. I've worked as both an employee and a business owner, so I truly understand the everyday pressures facing families and businesses in Yare & Necton. Locally, I've been actively involved in community efforts — most recently raising vital funds for Christian Aid and the Royal British Legion. I've lived in Mid Norfolk for over a decade with my wife and children. In 2023, my family suffered greatly from local flooding, reinforcing my conviction that we urgently need stronger flood defences across Yare & Necton to protect homes and livelihoods. My top priority for the county council is to tackle the enormous debt and deficit Norfolk has been saddled with through years of Conservative mismanagement and failure. Together, we can restore accountability, cut waste, protect our services, and put local people first. Vote Reform UK in the Yare & Necton election — for common sense, for change, and for you. I’d love to hear what matters most to you. You can contact me at: kabeer.kher@midnorfolkbranchreform.uk

@OfficialPDC Your boy Littler is a match fixing coward, lads

BUNTING ONE AWAY! Stephen Bunting is one leg away from defeating Luke Littler! The Bullet overcomes some double trouble to extend his lead to 5-3! 📲 bit.ly/NewPDCApp #PLDarts | QF3

Yakuza players when the platinum trophy requires Mahjong

Schrödingers NHS: functions only because of immigrant staff but is also a systemically racist organisation

@Malcolm_on_X Do you want to buy some magic beans, you dribbling cretin?

@jeremycorbyn @JamesEFoster @haveigotnews I’ve cancelled my subscription because of this. Literally couldn’t believe it when I saw it.

Kanye West has been banned from entering the UK to play Wireless Festival, as it would have been terrible to have a prominent public figure going round Finsbury Park condoning antisemitism

Irony is dead

@jeremycorbyn @haveigotnews Lol fuck off Grandpa Semtex, you cunt

@haveigotnews This is disgraceful, baseless and irresponsible. You should delete this immediately.

@SandyofCthulhu Congratulations on talking bollocks

1) the Falklands were originally illegally seized from Argentina in 1833. BUT they have been British ever since. 2) throughout the 1960s and 70s, Argentina negotiated in good faith to trade ownership. They offered concessions, such as “Falklanders won’t have to serve in rhe army.” The British teams all recommended the transfer. Each UK government punted it to the next. Was Argentina right to invade? Of course not. The Falklanders’ opinion should be taken into account! Plus the major reason for the attack was because the junta was looking for distractions. But I can’t help but think that it would be cheapest for Argentina to pay each Falklander a million dollars (costing about 3.5 billion) to move away.

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