Keith Reid-Cleveland

Kofi Kingston matters more to pro wrestling than hulk hogan ever has

@piperocktheory If any humans made it, it’s Kenan & Kel

there are zero human beings on the ‘Nickelodeon Mount Rushmore’

@bananabreadgyal Go to a Sox game please 😭

The cubs better win since I’ll be in attendance

Thank God for The New Day.

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

@beyoncegarden As soon as she named them I got worried. I had a nest by my house every year growing up. A lot can go wrong 😅

THE WAY MY JAW DROPPED OMFG😭😭😭-

@DiscussingFilm Man I was obsessed with this mini series when it was coming out

A ‘DJANGO/ZORRO’ crossover movie is in the works. Quentin Tarantino will not direct the film but has given Sony his blessing to develop it. (Source: Deadline)

Another one of my favorite (basic) pose in my favorite (basic) spot

@SeanRossSapp This def helps when he eventually becomes a wrestler (either soon or later, who knows)

Scott Steiner's son signed with the Tenneseee Titans as an undrafted free agent

@ShortClipShorty @ringsidenews_ I’m not even super invested in this but I think there are fans in the stands

@ringsidenews_ Y'all weird. This just a walk through. No more third wall but all you idiots still don't know what's going on it's crazy

Alberto Del Rio’s clothesline-to-DDT with Carlito is going viral for all the wrong reasons 😬 Rate this spot from 1–10…

I’ve officially gotten to the “I have a single friend 👀” and “you gotta get back out there, man!” stage of the breakup

So… who was the first gang member to start dancing when they got to that warehouse? Show me THAT scene

After 3 years, the #Bears-Panthers trade is now official. Panthers receive: Bryce Young Bears receive: DJ Moore for 3 years Caleb Williams Darnell Wright Luther Burden Tyrique Stevenson Tory Taylor Sam Roush Malik Muhammad

@GetBackJo7 @davebftv They always retime 40’s to get be more accurate after the fact. Chill and try actually watching the combine lol

@davebftv Shares a video of a 4.37 lol you’re so full of superlative dogshit

New Bears S Dillon Thieneman ran a 4.35 40 at the Combine Bears wanted speed. They got it.

Self-isolation is a double-edged sword

@EliteClubS0B CW better back up the money truck then

Per BodySlam+, WWE has had discussions about potentially calling up Ricky Saints. It has also been indicated that CW Network would like to keep at least one established veteran on NXT in the men’s division for the time being, following the recent call-ups of several major NXT stars.

At this point Arby’s isn’t even in the food business lol. That’s the side hustle. They’re in the food business business

My therapist told me that the reason I like words of affirmation so much is because it requires direct communication. If you don’t tell me you like me I assume you don’t 🤷🏾‍♂️🤣

Trick Williams praises Oba Femi, reveals he’ll be a groomsman in his wedding: “Oba’s my boy, man. We was at NXT together. We both been on the main roster for about four months now. I gotta brag on him because he’s taking over and I’m taking over on opposite brands. He on RAW, I’m on SmackDown. He’s gonna be in my wedding and everything, man. He’s one of my groomsmen. So shoutout to Oba. He’s doing his thing.” (@NightcapShow_)