kris

ok these are kinda old but i feel like twitter needed a update on my munchkins 💛

i would like to pat myself on the back for having a absolutely terrible week and still have not smoked my vape.

i haven’t had this bad of a fucking day in so long. i really want today to just be over.

Kreed better love his party Saturday because this mama BROKE. it’s so expensive being a parent to spoiled rotten kids lol but i low key love being able to provide it all, all by myself.

she’s not talking about me tho

i’ll do dishes all day but laundry, nah. i hate that shit with every fiber in my body.

i dropped off my mountain of laundry to the laundry mat to get it wash, dry & folded and not gonna lie, that shit isn’t cheap but i don’t even care. i am never doing laundry ever fucking again.

ikyfl. i was in line getting my togo order and the cop behind me was like “you look familiar, i think i’ve arrested you before”… lmao probably but idk that girl anymore.

damn , karma is crazyyyyy

i am so ready to be sandy & sunburnt.

really debating on going downtown tonight bc this week has been super trash

i’m only 48 hrs into being gluten-free and i wanna die

i just pop my acrylic nail off and Kreed looked at me crazy, ran off & brought me a bandaid. lmao i love this kids so much

i wanna see @TheoVon in Houston so damn bad!

damn what a year lmao

Fuck a BBL I want LASIK eye surgery. Bitch I just wanna see 😩

ok jk that wasn’t the only reason i quit talking to him but that was the nail on the coffin with his toxic ass. but then he started showing up to work every night so that was fun.

morning thoughts: one time i quit talking to this dude because he told me that crawfish was gross and he hated watching people eat it. & that was all i needed to hear. #blocked

begging for it at this point

y’all. Knox renamed her Elf on the Shelf… to Snowbunny…. 💀

yo wtf happened to November…