Krishi

@GreentextWizard Cleaning up the streets ft. Anon

@UG_confesses This post has Peak Unemployment Energy 🙌

I am going to do something I've never done before. I'm going to give you all a spell to enable you to have sex with whoever you desire. The forbidden rite of dubious attraction. But first, look for a black candle in supermarkets. Find a broken mirror. Then you're going to need your tears. So cut onions, lemon or cry. Whatever will give you tears, however little and soak it on a cloth, cotton earbud anything. At the dead of night, midnight, switch off the lights, light the black candle and stand in the middle of your room, naked. Using just the light of the candle, look into the broken mirror and say: "From shadow deep and lonely night, Summon forth a fuck for me." Then call that person's name 3 times. Museveni. Museveni. Museveni. Blow out the candle. Done. It will happen. I'm taking no questions. Our old magic will not be discussed with the children of the new.

@Qyoon_FR @Pirat_Nation 😂

@krishipatel2790 @Pirat_Nation Chat control was rejected. Because the people did not wanted it. Meanwhile in the US...

A new Politico survey shows growing concern in Europe over how foreign tech firms handle personal data. According to the poll, 84% of people across six EU countries said they do not trust US tech companies to manage their personal information responsibly. Distrust was even higher for Chinese tech firms, rising to 93%.

@RadioGenoa May Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2019 and it's mission Picadilly Circus come to life. Tired of seeing grown men acting like complete idiots just to garner a few thousand virtual appraisals.

London.

@AsianDigest And Lewis Hamilton 😂

For Black Mamba

@MomsPostingLs Correction they need... We listen and we don't give a fahhhhhh

"we listen and we don't judge"

@reddit_lies Use it without any bullets...

Run Forrest, run.

@UG_confesses Because the PE teachers are very active... 😂

Why were the English, Literature teachers in school always pregnant?

@RadioGenoa They better not blow it.... Out of proportion... 😂

Is this satire?

@Pirat_Nation Fable is "direct competition"... To GTA 6 of all games...😂 Hands down, funniest statement I've seen this year so far 💀💀

Fable has reportedly been internally delayed, though it is still currently planned for a Fall 2026 release. According to reports, the game remains on track for this year, but there is still a possibility of a further delay depending on the release window. If its launch date ends up too close to Grand Theft Auto VI, the title could potentially be pushed into 2027 to avoid direct competition. For now, the expected release window remains Fall 2026

@Pirat_Nation God Of War... No Kratos... Pathetic...

A new God of War rumor suggests the series may continue with an Atreus-led game. According to recent reports, the next mainline title is expected to focus on Atreus and could release after the rumored Faye game, but before any remake project. Nothing has been officially confirmed yet, so for now it remains speculation.

@DramaAlert What is breaking news about that? Everyone thanks God for everything everytime...

Astronaut Victor Glover publicly thanks God during a press conference after the Artemis 2 mission: "I want to thank God again"

@urbnistSherlock @Pirat_Nation See what I mean... You suck.

@krishipatel2790 @Pirat_Nation Thats exactly why they make it non-binary. Cuz it shouldn't matter what gender a fox drawing is. You need to calm down that psychosis. Also that moronic statement about hands is so embarrassing and cringe, I hope u never repeat it ever again.

Mozilla has introduced a new non-binary mascot called “Kit.” Kit uses they/them pronouns.

@UG_confesses How about when I want to get rid of the coke post weight loss? 😂

Weed gives you the munchies. You start to over-eat and put on weight. So i encourage it for people that want to put on some weight. For the rest that want to lose it, COCAINE.

@ManMilk2 Why would this image make me feel pain? 😂

@InsaneCope Sometimes... I honestly think... If the Pharma industry didn't invest in this shit and rather fix or find cures for more diseases... Just think how many people would have been saved... Instead... We get a delusional man living in HIS delusion and sheer STUPIDITY.

Not all heroes wear clothes

@oskkpu Deniggafication

日本来て悪さする外国人 これで肌をホワイトニングすれば、犯罪犯さなくなるんじゃね❓👇🏻