kris⁷ ☀️
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kris⁷ ☀️
@krisisarmy
ARMY 💜 Here for BTS and forever with BTS.
🏝️ Katılım Temmuz 2018
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They thought football was safe. World Cup news hit the group chat. Casualties were immediate.
I need you to understand something.
I am generally quite resistant to men as a concept.
Exceptions:
My son.
BTS.
Thomas, who is still on a 120-day trial and has not yet received his permanent emotional visa.
But I do have this group chat with my old high school boys.
All married.All very cool. All football people. It’s basically a support group for people who think emotions are offside.
Basically, the only men I trust with match analysis and childhood blackmail.
Yes, I’m a woman who loves football. Not every match. I’m not doing Strasbourg vs. Clermont on a Tuesday for fun. But France games? Always.
My girlfriends don’t care about matches, so for big games it’s always them.
We watched France win in 1998 together. We were young, loud and full of hope.
Since then: tradition.
Every World Cup, whenever we can, we meet and we watch the matches together, especially France’s games.
Same people, same shouting, same snacks, slightly older knees.
This morning, I open the chat.
Christophe:“Guys. Did you see the World Cup news?”
Victor:“What news? France squad? Isn’t that tonight?”
Patrick:“Wait what happened?”
Bruno:“Don’t tell me someone is injured.”
Clément:“Scandal?.”
Christophe:“Halftime show. Google. You’ll understand.”🙄
Then.
Patrick:“ F—..”
Christophe:“F—!!!!!! We’re going to hear about this for YEARS.”
Victor:“She’s going to scream louder than during the actual matches.”
Christophe:“Titine (their little nickname for me). You need to promise us you won’t go full psycho.”
Victor:“Strange she hasn’t invaded the chat yet.”
Clément:“She’s probably still asleep.”
Bruno:“We’re doomed.”
Christophe:“Girl please! Stay calm in this chat.”
(They have never begged this hard for their wives.)
Meanwhile, I had just discovered the news. My pupils dilate.
So naturally I enter the chat like a glitter tornado holding a megaphone.
ME: “HELLOOOOO BOYS!!!!!!!!”
Patrick:“No.”
Clément: “She’s awake. We’re dead.”
Bruno:“May God help us.”
Christophe: “Everybody stay calm. DO NOT ENGAGE.”
Me: “GOOD MORNING TO YOU TOO.”
Also me:“YESSSSSSS. MY BOYS ARE GOING TO THE WORLD CUP. POOO! PO-PO-PO-PO-POOO!”!!!!!!!!!!!!(European chant, don’t arrest me)
Christophe:“Continue and we’re banning you from the chat.”
Me:“I’m the admin, idiot.”🙄
Christophe: “I forgot you were… oh f—.”
Patrick: “We’re trapped with her.”
Clément:“We’re dead.”
Me: I won’t be psycho.”
Me (0.2 sec later): “I’LL BE HOOOOLIGAN. HAHAHAHAHA. HOOLIGAN!!!🤘🏻
“It’s one of their songs 😇It’s gonna be absolute FIRE 🔥FYA!!🔥
Patrick: “Mute her. Mute her now.”
Me:“SO. Let’s start with the basics. Their names.”
Patrick:“No.”
Me:“Kim Namjoon. Kim Seokjin. Min Yoongi.”
Victor:“She’s doing roll call.”
Me:“Jung Hoseok. Park Jimin.”
Clément: “I know him, the blond one”
Bruno:“WHY do you know that?”
Clément: “My wife.
Bruno: “YOUR WIFE IS ONE OF HER PEOPLE???”
Christophe: “Focus Guys. Focus.”
Me:“Kim Taehyung,V.”
Bruno:“Is that the baseball guy?”
Christophe:“GUYS!. Get yourselves together!!!”
Me:“Jeon Jungkook. JK.”
Clément: “The one who did the World Cup thing in 2022?
Me:“YOU SEE. YOU ALREADY LIKE THEM.”
And then I made the announcement.
Me:“I’m bringing my lightstick.”
Bruno:“No.”
Clément:“It begins.”
Christophe:“She has entered phase two.”
Patrick:“Absolutely not.”
Me: “You’ll survive. You’ve survived your own haircuts in 90s.”
Them:“You literally started this.”
Me:“Wrong tone. I’m the admin. I will mute all of you.”
Anyway.
Football was supposed to be their safe space. Then BTS walked into halftime.
And now my childhood football group chat has accidentally become ARMY onboarding.
No refunds. No exits.
Borahae, gentlemen. 😏💜
BTS AT WORLD CUP
BTS PAVED THE WAY
BTS THE LEGENDS
#BTSXWorldCup2026

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@cypherluscious Don’t worry, the boys just need a dose of vitamin iv drip. I’m half joking but yes agree to your point. Even in corporate life, there are times when you are physically challenged from tight schedules but that choice is made because it’s important enough to make it happen.
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@Livheartt It’s very common for cafes and restaurants here to broadcast the finals and have special events and those places are always fully sold out 😭😭
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Omg please bh release SEA ticketing before July 19th.
Millions. And I mean MILLIONS of people will be tuning in to the final halftime show and will want to go see them on tour!!
I CANT FIGHT MORE PEOPLE FOR THOSE TICKETS 😭
Don’t get me wrong. I UNDERSTAND THE IMPACT AND I AM FUCKING THRILLED BUT OMG I NEED TO SEE BTS IN MY HOME COUNTRY.
I’m gonna throw up..
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@lizfaith0613 PLEASE!!! After Busan concert would be a really good time for ticketing to open 😭😭😭
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kris⁷ ☀️ retweetledi

Hi friend! We’re so excited to share with you that Madonna, Shakira and BTS will co-headline the first-ever FIFA World Cup 2026™ Final Halftime Show at the New York New Jersey Stadium on July 19.
The show - curated by Coldplay's Chris Martin and produced by Global Citizen - will raise funds for the FIFA Global Citizen Education Fund, improving access to quality education and football for children around the world.
Can you help us rally ARMY to spread the word about the Halftime Show and start taking action for quality education access with BTS and Global Citizen? 💜
Here’s the link to join our community and start taking action: globalcitizen.org/en/community/b…
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kris⁷ ☀️ retweetledi

Madonna, Shakira and BTS will co-headline the first-ever FIFA World Cup™ Final Halftime Show at the New York New Jersey Stadium on July 19.
Curated by Coldplay's Chris Martin and produced by Global Citizen, the show will raise funds for the FIFA Global Citizen Education Fund, improving access to quality education and football for children around the world.
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Sometimes I think that BTs being born in the kpop industry actually contributed to the way they thought that ARMY may move on from them someday. It’s inevitable when that’s how their predecessors have always been. Hopefully, this tour shows them that that’s not true for them.
BTS Daily⁷@btsdaily77
They’re shocked by their own success 🔥
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@afriyieau1 As far as I know, even BH is planning to make a SEA boy group. They held auditions in Jakarta, Bangkok and other major SEA cities.
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@afriyieau1 The local music scene is on the rise. Indonesian are very susceptible to change in trend so when the trend shifted from kpop to more local music people followed. There are still a lot of loyal ARMY but the multis and casual fans have changed direction I guess.
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I’m so curious
What happened to our SEA numbers though? I remember Indonesia and Philippines used to be our powerhouses on Spotify. Even on debut, we barely made top 40 on Indonesia Spotify, a chart we used to top. It’s such an interesting development
BPS⁷@bp_streams7
📊| Os 10 países com mais reproduções diárias globais em SWIM [11.05.2026] #1 🇧🇷 Brasil — 656.188 (+105.072) #2 🇲🇽 México — 595.830 (+71.486) #3 🇺🇸 EUA — 451.996 (+37.471) #4 🇹🇭 Tailândia — 432.399 (-2.668) #5 🇻🇳 Vietnã — 295.029 (+4.929) #6 🇨🇴 Colômbia — 206.102 (+40.474) (+)
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This is iconic. If only Hobi’s reaction was captured too 🤣
BTS Updates & Translations@dalbitbangtan
📸 INSTAGRAM V story
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It’s fascinating to see even as an ARMY of 8 years. This Arirang era has shown me how many young artists grew up listening to BTS music and are now standing on the stage chasing after their dreams. Truly I’m happy for them.
bub... ✧*.。@sometime_zzz_
Kauê lloro después de conocer a BTS en persona, fue un momento muy especial para él 🥺😭😭
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