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Kris Jack

@krisjack85

Scottish writer of Northern Irish adverts. Failed musician, occasional football writer, erstwhile podcaster, dad who is constantly learning on the job.

Larne Katılım Şubat 2009
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Kris Jack
Kris Jack@krisjack85·
As a Scotsman living in NI for the last 12 years, hand on heart, Northern Irish drivers are abysmal. Especially the woman who waited in the doorway of Glengormley Tesco yesterday to have a go at ME because SHE didn’t know she had right of way coming into the car park.
Derek Fee@derek_fee

I think we in northern Ireland should really consider banning drivers from the Republic of Ireland driving here. They can’t bloody drive. They don’t know how the dual carriage way works. Slip roads etc

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Kris Jack@krisjack85·
@bushontheradio Countdown, Draw It and Lightning. Beat by an octochamp, done out of £3k by Coronation Street’s Antony Cotton and fell to my own hubris.
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Andy Bush@bushontheradio·
Have you ever been on a TV quiz?
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Joseph Lidster@joseph_lidster·
At a pub quiz. Host has just asked “how many people have been to the moon?” Then clarified with “not landed on it, just been around it.” Then clarified with “if you believe anyone has been to the moon.”
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Kris Jack@krisjack85·
@ep1meh @aaroncantmosh The ref turns round while Punk’s arm is still in Roman’s crotch and clearly looks at it.
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@aaroncantmosh If Punk did do it in front of the ref, surely it's a tied game then? 1-1, play ball? Interesting that they did this
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Kris Jack@krisjack85·
@JackTheJobber At times I don’t think Randy was certain either. Wouldn’t do the Viper twist emote thing because it’d hurt, seconds after no-selling his back on the powerslam.
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Jack The Jobber@JackTheJobber·
I think Randy's selling his back but not 100% certain. The announce team really need to let us know.
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Clyde 1 Superscoreboard@ClydeSSB·
🚨 BREAKING: PFA Scotland Premiership Team of the Year revealed: 🟠 Five Motherwell players 🇱🇻 Four Hearts players 🍀 One Celtic player 🔵 One Rangers player 🤔 Do you agree or disagree?
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Kris Jack@krisjack85·
@KuntyCatz @ClydeSSB 🤣🤣Top of the league, on the cusp of winning a title and you’re more arsed about the team in 4th.
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Kris Jack@krisjack85·
@KuntyCatz @ClydeSSB Regardless of Saturday’s game, I still think he’s a chocolate hard man. Good player, but evidently not better than what his peers have picked.
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Kris Jack@krisjack85·
@KuntyCatz @ClydeSSB Probably because it’s picked by fellow players and Devlin is arguably the biggest prick in the league.
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Kris Jack@krisjack85·
@Chrisfinn2703 I’ve been dipping in and out of all the good-to-great songs for a bit of guitar practice this past month and if there’s new music coming, it needs to be first 2 and a half albums adjacent to make a dent. They also need to be arsed about making a good album.
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Kris Jack@krisjack85·
@KeithJBailie @BelTel If Seaview hadn’t had the work going on, it would’ve been ideal for one, if not both semis. Likewise, Ballymena Showgrounds or Mourneview would have been good alternate options. It’s the notion that a semi has to be at a “prestigious” venue that is the flaw.
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Keith Bailie@KeithJBailie·
My @BelTel column 🏟 The Irish Cup Semis highlighted our game’s greatest flaw — the painful lack of suitable facilities 🏉 The Challenge Cup has been a blessing in disguise for Ulster ⛳️ Rory McIlroy documentary is another sporting hagiography belfasttelegraph.co.uk/sport/irish-cu…
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Kris Jack@krisjack85·
@Jay_Gallacher @DStacks72 I’ll concede there is holding with Morelos and Johnston but Hart doesn’t pull Raskin. This narrative that “Celtic get everything” is a lot of shite though. The refs are ballsing it up for every team, perhaps worse than any season in the last decade.
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We gotta Rohl with it
We gotta Rohl with it@Jay_Gallacher·
@krisjack85 @DStacks72 In your incoherent rambling you stupid cunt you just proved that you don't see that all that was pointed out was all three are exactly the same and only one team in the SPFL get that decision yet you go on the attack because Rangers fans point it out
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