Kristen Morrissey

Shoutout to American Airlines for returning my luggage like a low-budget jigsaw puzzle. Two pieces, taped together, zero compensation… but apparently structural emotional support tape was included free of charge. 👉🏽 DO BETTER @AmericanAir

@IAmLA40 I’m dying laughing 🤣🤣🤣

Man that indian accent 🔥😄 🎬Key and Peele sketches

@wfaaweather Why is the sky pink?

How do you get a DOUBLE rainbow, Delkus? #wfaaweather

This rainbow though...#wfaaweather

@rt_ahsieh @BlueAngels 114 area? Us too and nothing. Maybe flight path changed last minute 🤷🏻‍♀️

@BlueAngels Literally standing under the flight path according to the map.. Nothing... 😑

#Dallas and #FortWorth, your Blue Angels should be overhead in about 15 minutes! #AmericaStrong #HealthcarHeroes #InThisTogether

@JeffreeStar Where’s the little baby? Can’t wait to see!!!! 💕💕

I can’t stop smiling!!!!!! 🐶🐻🐕‍🦺🐕🐶

@TMZ Ooo🤔 Can I have some of your plasma?

Tom Hanks, Rita Wilson All Smiles in L.A. After Bout with Coronavirus dlvr.it/RShtJn

@GovAbbott As TX schools are gearing up for eLearning we need to provide related/instructional services per IDEA. Would it be possible to fast track cutting through the red tape to allow Speech-Language Pathology Assistants to provide teletherapy? #txlege #COVID19 #TDLR

facebook.com/events/s/coron…. #QuarantineWatchParty #Quarantini #DragQueens

@jimmyfallon Waaaay too excited over marble races. #MyQuarantineInSixWords

Hey guys. It's been a crazy week, so for our first Tonight Show: At Home Edition Hashtags, use six words to describe your time staying home and tag it with #MyQuarantineInSixWords. Could be on the show!

Chills!!! #spreadlovenotcorona ❤️