krispy 🪩

and i like to text with stickers so don’t come on my phone with all that serious shit 😂😂

cocky af by megan thee stallion is quite literally the bad bitch anthem. like you should start your day off listening to that everyday

I’ve never contributed to traffic in my entire life that’s all on y’all

You need to touch saltwater sometimes not always grass.

I'm a big believer of not going to work on your birthday!

First daughters need to be with problem solvers and doers. Nothing else makes sense to us.

don’t let the fact that I am deeply unserious distract you from the fact that you’re in the presence of a genius!

And for the lady, perhaps a week of dissociation on the beach?

Deciding which tik toks to send to which friends based on their humour and unhinged level is a job I take very seriously

I do mix my gold and silver jewelry. Idgaf who made the rules!

but your honor you know how i get

Chicken caeser…but does chicken …hear her?….does chicken understand her?….does chicken tender….?

they’re saying there’s 30g of protein in spending a night laughing with your friends

i was born in the right generation. i love kissing all the time and discoing occasionally

i like gender roles in a open my doors pump my gas way not in a boys can’t cry way

this summer we're staying out till 1 billion o'clock

me pretending not to care that harry played from the dining table because i wasnt there

art is subjective but if you don’t like kiss all the time disco occasionally by harry styles you’re just a loser idk

you guys r scared of being corny meanwhile i was born on the cob