Christopher Bull

@WorthingFCSA @ETFCOfficial And good luck to you. Don’t blow it again!!!

@ETFCOfficial Good luck next season! We hope to see you again soon

This afternoon's result confirms our relegation from the National League South. We've had a blast - and we'll be back one day. 💙 #UpTheTown

@ETFCOfficial Relegation confirmed☹️ But tbh it’s a relief after a season long struggle. It’s a tough tough league. Got to make sure we stay strong and come back stronger

This afternoons match ends goalless.

@hudboy1960 @ETFCOfficial Not helpful mate. Not common sense either btw

FT | Defeat in Essex.

@ETFCOfficial What a blow! The squad needs strengthening rather than losing key players. I’m sure GM is on the case though

Following a seven-day approach by a National League North club, we can confirm the departure of midfielder T'Sharne Gallimore.

@DJMercenary_UK @ETFCOfficial On their way out it seems ☹️

@ETFCOfficial Decent line up but where’s Tosh and Reuben?

TEAMNEWS! #UpTheTown

@ETFCOfficial @NL_Enterprise And goals 1,4 and 5 were top notch

🩶❤️ A simply sensational performance! #UpTheTown

@ETFCcomms @ETFCOfficial How we missed you! Ebbsfleet could learn a lot from you!!

@ETFCOfficial A reminder that as Ebbsfleet do not allow opposition commentary, anyone wanting to listen to the action will have to go to the home side website at kick-off: ebbsfleetunited.co.uk #UpTheTown

MATCHDAY! 🆚 Ebbsfleet United ⏰ 19:45 📍Kuflink Stadium #UpTheTown

@hamiltonian1946 @ETFCOfficial We’re getting to the must-win stage 🫣

@ETFCOfficial Big game on Saturday hope we have a large turnout of fans to cheer the team on it’s such an important game for all of us all @ETFCOfficial

Eastbourne prep begins! #UpTheTown

@Bodsome9 @ETFCOfficial Plastic pitch so should survive the rain!

Unfortunately due to a waterlogged pitch our match this evening against Dorking Wanderers has been postponed. If you have bought online tickets and wish to be refunded contact Chairman@etfc.london A rearranged date will be announced as soon as possible. #UpTheTown

@ETFCOfficial Desperately bad news imho

We can confirm the departure of forward Olly Davis who has joined Hemel Hempstead Town. During his time Olly made 12 appearances for the club registering 3 goals. We wish Olly all the best for the future. #UpTheTown

@DJMercenary_UK @ETFCOfficial @JakeHCass Marcus Wyllie on loan would do me

@ETFCOfficial Please let it be a @JakeHCass return 😅

✍️ 3pm... #UpTheTown

@ETFCOfficial That is a game we should not have lost and did not deserve to. Wasteful in front of goal and then the inevitable happens…result misery☹️

We slip to defeat in Sussex.

@ETFCOfficial Fortune favours the brave, they say. Perhaps we need to be a bit braver, less cautious….?

Full Time

@ETFCcomms @ETFCOfficial Excellent show lads! Do you think there’s any mileage in starting an online petition to get the triallist to change his name to Peroxide Blond?

It's the first ever episode of "We Conquered The Bostick", a podcast dedicated to @ETFCOfficial! The commentary team of Paul, John & Michael look back on pre-season and ahead to Torquay, covering signings, formations and peroxide blondes! mjl99.mixlr.com/recordings/286… #UpTheTown

@ETFCcomms @ETFCOfficial @WinFinchleyFC Excellent coverage as usual. Huge thanks

📻 Live commentary of @ETFCOfficial away to @WinFinchleyFC on Saturday, on air from 2.55pm on the club website etfc.london #UpTheTown

@ETFCcomms @etfc @SptInspirations @Paulmanelr41564 They responded by raising a Gromit-like weary eyebrow…..

@ETFCcomms @etfc @SptInspirations @Paulmanelr41564 I have informed my family that I would like the final minute of the Truro game to be played at my funeral (not for a while yet I hope)

Football is all about partnerships... Thanks to Paul (top) and John (bottom) for working alongside me on the mic all season at @ETFC - been an absolute blast. Let's do it again next campaign gents! #UpTheTown

@ETFCcomms @ETFCOfficial Best commentary moment of all time imho

Want to hear how that added time @ETFCOfficial winner sounded from the commentary box? Of course you do: mjl99.mixlr.com/recordings/273… (Full audio highlights to follow) #UpTheTown #ETFCcomms #BattleForSurvival #TheVanarama #nonleaguefootball

@maidstoneunited @ETFCOfficial @SeagerNigel @justafan1m Good commentary if you like listening to underwater daleks

Weather gotten the better of you and can't make the stadium? @SeagerNigel & @justafan1m will have you covered with live commentary from 1440. internet-radio.com/station/stones…