Kris Petry

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@TheLunarMother lol it will do until I go to the driving range later

@krispytrees That’s no where near the enjoyment I wanted for you

First fridge cig in 11 months oh we are so back baby

@TheLunarMother went to break room and talking with a truck driver over one.

@krispytrees Go find a porch and drink a Diet Coke right this second

Happy Birthday, Chris Duncan! Crush a man soda today in honor of our teammate and friend.

Congratulations to the 2026 Cardinals Hall of Fame class!

Pumped!

Most home runs in team’s first 16 games of season, Cardinals history: 2006 Albert Pujols: 11 2026 Jordan Walker: 8 2004 Scott Rolen: 8 1998 Mark McGwire: 8 1954 Stan Musial: 8

An Opening Day tradition unlike any other: the Budweiser Clydesdales! 🐴

Back with the Best Fans in Baseball! ♥️

Cooking up some hotdogs at the office... Nothing like #OpeningDay!

The St. Louis Cardinals may have the best food promo in baseball 🗣️🌭 An "all-you-can-eat" with your ballpark favorites under $30 sounds amazing 🙌

SOMEONE PLAY FREEBIRD!! 🇺🇸🦅

"We want you to know that we're going to bust our ass and do everything we can to represent you and the millions across the country and compete our asses off." 🚨Attention, St. Louis. The Tkachuk boys have a message for you from the #Olympics

Remember when Auburn allegedly paid $180K for Cam Newton? That was the deal of the century — allegedly.

Sources: Jerry Mack and Kennesaw State have agreed to a new six-contract. Mack led Kennesaw State to a 10–3 record and won the Conference USA championship this year. That came in his first year after taking over a team that went 2-10 in 2024.

YOU DON'T WANNA GO TO WAR WITH THE OWLS CONFERENCE USA CHAMPIONS #SeeUs | #HootyHoo

A Conference Championship is on the line 🏆 @kennesawstfb & @JaxStateFB battle for the @ConferenceUSA title tonight on @CBSSportsNet