Mrs Misophonia

@lucazaded So sorry to hear this x

Ana,was taken into hospital last night with sto.ach pains they have found a tumor and are operating today me head is wrecked

The whole world has gone protein mad. Most of you won’t exercise enough to need to consume every item of food with added protein in it. You have been sucked into the expensive marketing trap. The break room at work has protein yoghurts, bars, soups, ready meals … yawn!

I don’t want to get the notifications with the little purple star which shows me people I follow that have recently tweeted. How can I get rid of it?

@the2ndhop @SotonianRed @Gemajesticbo Thankfully

@SotonianRed @Gemajesticbo @krustophalus Twitter is very different to rl.

@the2ndhop @SotonianRed @Gemajesticbo Same. It’s a bit tame and I can’t be my usual caustic self.

@SotonianRed @Gemajesticbo @krustophalus I've looked, I find it a bit lukewarm.

@marktheman2010 Yes mate just don’t really use twitter much anymore due to its Nazi owner.

@krustophalus All ok?

@the2ndhop @Gemajesticbo @Dickwith2dogs @SotonianRed Dick???? 😂😂😂 Can’t see the replies so I am judging.

@Gemajesticbo @Dickwith2dogs @krustophalus @SotonianRed Grim

@SotonianRed @the2ndhop @Gemajesticbo I am. 🤷‍♀️

@the2ndhop @Gemajesticbo @krustophalus I remember you saying!! You really don’t come across as shy bud, but I do understand, @krustophalus is pretty scary!!

@SotonianRed @the2ndhop @Gemajesticbo I don’t because I’m a gob shite 😂

@the2ndhop @Gemajesticbo @krustophalus But yes, I understand that. On social media you can take a bit of time to formulate responses; I get a bit stuck and awkward sometimes in rl.

@the2ndhop @SotonianRed @Gemajesticbo He does not 😂 He is a little Hampshire but not farmer. I beat that out of him long ago. 😂

@SotonianRed @Gemajesticbo @krustophalus I always assumed you did tbf

@the2ndhop @SotonianRed @Gemajesticbo I can assure you I speak the finest Kings English don’t you know! 😂😂😂🙈 I enunciate every ‘Fuck’ that leaves my lips perfectly. 👌🤣

@SotonianRed @Gemajesticbo @krustophalus I've got the very typical accent of my town, veering wildly between farmer and cockernee.

@_m3adie I can see your eyebrows

@BBCNews He believes he doesn’t shit himself but wears a nappy just in case. He is a moron and so is that prick Musk. I hope they get crotch rot.

Trump says he believes US will 'get Greenland' bbc.in/3WADxwx

@JDIrwinbooks Christians or any staunch religious person is usually untrustworthy and have questionable morals.

I cannot follow anyone who mentions God/Jesus in their bio.

@TheFoodSnobUK They should eat what they want and leave others alone to eat properly.

It was a first for me to be approached by a vegan climate activist outside my village butcher earlier. According to them, buying a whole shoulder of lamb shows a complete disregard for the future of the planet. A bit melodramatic ! Thoughts ? 👇🏼

We've been seeing more norovirus cases than in any season since we started our current reporting system. 📈 Here is what you can do to avoid the spread this winter. 🧼

@KendalPeters11 I hope so. I sit there all uncomfortable while he can toot along merrily

@krustophalus Give it time. As I've got older my sneezes have got louder and louder. One of the perks of ageing, so I'm sure you'll get your wish too!

I want to be able to fart like my husband. It’s so unfair.

@southportlush Hope you feel better soon.

Not sure if I’ll be awake at midnight - I’m on day 3 of flu (worst day so far), have only been awake a few hours & think I’ll be snoozing again soon - So I’ll wish everyone a peaceful & healthy new year now. Xxx

@darrenhoskins I will be ignoring them.

Hi people, next year how about just allowing yourselves to be kind to yourselves and others. No pressure. Say no if you want to and just be mindful. No goals for me other than those. Enjoy. 👍 #NewYear2025