Krysten

@EITMonline Are all of these people also flat earth believers? my garsh.

Adults are confessing the basic facts they just recently discovered, and the Internet is collectively screaming. buzzfeed.com/kristatorres/l…

@EITMonline I don't remember if we talked about this last year, but there was a group of deer out on the runway out in Alaska that could've used the dogs help. alaskasnewssource.com/video/2025/07/…

The hardest-working staff at the airport? These two good boys. washingtonpost.com/travel/2026/04…

@EITMonline First date with Mike, he told me within the first 5-10 mins that he was divorced with kids. He said he wanted me to know before the date proceeded incase I didn't want to date a single dad.

My sister says I’m ruining her life because of who I let move into my garage. This is ridiculous. slate.com/advice/2026/04…

@hobiefc 🤢🤢🤢

@krysdubbs 😂 they are Honor’s peeler crabs

@krysdubbs what’s your feelings about eels

@EITMonline I do have some of them named... Patty the Palm, Fred the Fern, Spidey the Spider plant, and Maui my tall palm! Mike threw away Miss Roxie the Shamrock plant.

Help! My perfect roommate arrangement just blew up over a cactus. The reason is breaking my brain. slate.com/advice/2026/04…

@hobiefc 🙄

He didn’t really seem like it though. My friend called the neighbor who is a rehabber. He was dehydrated

@krysdubbs I saw a raccoon laying on its back I thought it was dead but it lifted its head up and looked at his balls. Then go got up and wanders around. I thought he may have rabies and I was going to put it down

@hobiefc you can still put 'em down, sonnn!

Wrong place for this fan @Zurich_Classic 🫣 @BrandtSnedeker | #TOURVault

@EITMonline How can the person be "older than you" if there is no proof of his actual date of birth?

The ‘unregistered Americans’: because of their parents, they do not exist. theguardian.com/us-news/ng-int…

The wait is finally over.

@EITMonline is it for those w/ Dementia, or those who want to collect their grandparents stories about growing up or war stories... maybe?

The first trailer for ‘PRACTICAL MAGIC 2’ has been released. In theaters on September 11.

@hobiefc Always have 3 on me, sonnnn!

@krysdubbs what you got today

@hobiefc @Tank_BeerLover and napkins lol

@Tank_BeerLover @krysdubbs Always have paper towels in truck

@krysdubbs I used to have a bumper dumper but it took too long set up

@EITMonline Tyler, I listen to Youtube almost every day after the show... It's all Jazz, based on the season LOL

Why we can’t sit alone with our thoughts anymore. washingtonpost.com/home/2026/04/1…

Gavin Williams strikes out 11 and the @CleGuardians slug a pair of homers for the win!

The Dodgers and Rockies play here in four hours

@hobiefc cityfolk. I just found one on me the other day... just smashed & burned it and I'm good.

@krysdubbs who the hell goes to ER for ticks

@EITMonline It's the movie, HER but in real life. 🙄

DaTiNg A cHaTbOt?!?!