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Bears are known to respond to humming by asking: “Who sings that song?” and then “Let’s keep it that way.” Proving that they can hurt us both physically and emotionally.

@NoahKahan thanks for the mems

insurance is cool because even if you have it, it still kinda feels like you don't.

Is men’s first instinct when planning a solo road trip to wonder if they’ll be serial killed or is that just a special treat for us girlies 🥰🥰

Things I tell other runners to do: hydrate, roll, activation exercises, warm up, stretch, core, cool down Things I do:

@moonbit19 @Echoisweird what a handsome boy he was 😻

@Echoisweird this was my cat Simba. unfortunately he passed away, but i still love this picture

Show me your fav pic of your cat. I'm trying to see something (your cat)

This thread is it tho

If you're in line to walk into the ocean STAY IN LINE!!!

Protect her at all costs.

Retweeting so I can revisit this whenever I need a pick me up

Read a book for an hour instead of scrolling aimlessly. Enjoyed myself very much. Will not learn from this.

We are going to have a holiday party and they asked what we want to eat. I said gravy but Jean said the rich

@NWSBoulder Is this the same fire? Flew out of DIA today and saw this

This is a sad sight. Please do not burn today! #COwx

@EPCSheriff Hey. What the fuck is this.

Guess who came in to receive his Concealed Handgun Permit today? 🎅 Did you know the El Paso County Sheriff's Office has issued 49,750 Concealed Handgun Permits with another 2,560 awaiting to be issued? For more info please visit our website: epcsheriffsoffice.com/services/conce…

ppl are gonna be like “remember the covid years” and i’m gonna be like “no actually”

This video brings me so much joy. Everyone was instantly in on it.

@JFrank32 I hope not. I’m sure they all deserved it!!!

So do we think the guys who have been subject’s of Taylor Swift’s wrath have a group text and go to a monthly support group together?