Kelly Swindell 🎼👯‍♀️🐈‍⬛️💙💛🩷💙

Don't panic. Get your towel ready.

@atrupar This is not helping things. 🤦

Trump: "Effective immediately, the US Navy, the Finest in the World, will begin the process of BLOCKADING any and all Ships trying to enter, or leave, the Strait of Hormuz ... Additionally and, at an appropriate moment, we are fully 'LOCKED AND LOADED,' and our Military will finish up the little that is left of Iran!"

I urge everyone to accompany this moment of delicate diplomacy with prayer, in hopes that a willingness to dialogue may become the means to resolve other conflict situations in the world as well. #PrayTogether #Peace

COPY, MOON JOY?? I AM MOON JOY!!!! -Rise

Time for Pope Leo to start excommunicating some motherfuckers.

Q: You message has moved from 'the war is coming to an end' to 'we're gonna be bombing Iran to the stone ages.' So which is it? TRUMP: Can't tell you. I don't know

Am I stoned right now? I must be stoned.

@AndrewBatesNC @axios @JDVance Save us, please. Someone, anyone. Bueller, Bueller?

.@axios today: "The wartime spike in gas and oil prices will likely push food prices even higher in the coming weeks" @JDVance in 2024: "Vote for Donald Trump" if you want "low inflation and affordable groceries" and to return the world to peace and stability"

@samstein It rained?

Holy shit I can breathe

Perhaps my favorite Supreme Court exchange in recent memory: Solicitor general: “It’s a new world." John Roberts: "It's a new world. It's the same Constitution." Into my veins 😌

Godspeed Artemis II! (Teary over this, giddy for @nasa) 🚀🧑🏼‍🚀

@TheRickWilson An experience that has been sorely missed. Godspeed Artemis II!

“Go for launch! Full send!” Damn I love a space launch. Go get ‘em, #Artemis2! 10 minutes to go.

@leepace Very happy birthday wishes to ya!

Gratitude on this birthday for my family and friends and colleagues… and everyone who has shared this brilliant year with me. XLP

New stickers spotted at gas pumps 🎯

Very important news, y'all #marchmadness

@katieperalta As it should be 💙

college basketball is unhinged

So. Yeah. Anyway. Ancestry says Judy Garland is my 8th half cousin. Rain on that parade, ghoul demons.

@AlisonMoyet Brilliant...now roll with it. ❤️

@MoonPie Nannerpuss

Name him

Sean Penn couldn’t be here tonight or didn’t want to. 🔥🔥🔥

@atrupar Whut?

Trump: "We have unlimited weapons"